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my-hero I AM TOPICAL AND RELEVANT AND COOL GUYS THIS TREAT PRINTER MADE A PICTURE THAT SAY SO! DID YOU ALSO SEE THE PICTURE THE TREAT PRINTER MADE OF ME BEING HUGGED BY CHILDREN THAT HAVEN'T DISOWNED ME YET LOVE ME LOVE ME my-hero

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[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 29 points 1 month ago

That's insult to all monkeys ever, not only mythical ones.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Neuralink does a lot more than insult monkeys already. Mengele shit. hypersus

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 1 month ago

Oh yes i forgot about that, particularly ghoulish in the context. Then again, in such case he surely wouldn't mind testing it on himself?

[-] Anvil_Lavigne@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

this is like "grandparents on fb" caliber of posting what-the-hell

like felon pls you must on some level understand this doesn't even make any sense aaaaa shinji-screm

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Don't you see? HE IS RELEVANT BIDEO BAME REFERENCE. LOVE HIM LOVE HIM billionaire-tears

[-] underisk@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

I bet he likes to tell people about a lot of other black myths, too.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

But wait there's more.

Is "Grok" his magic mirror on the wall or something?

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

What's worse are the racist chuds probably seething at this because WTF BASED ELON LOVES CHYNER?!

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

Chuds don't mind cognitive dissonance; if anything it powers their fanaticism. How many of them did Jan 6 shit over anti-child-trafficking pretenses while jacking it to cartoon kiddie porn (or not so cartoon) on their chans? libertarian-alert

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Make him stop screm-a

[-] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Drej queen please do something funny

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Don't worry; she specifically means the threat posed by capitalism. I think. anakin-padme-2

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 month ago

It really feels like he saw the hype around this new video game and got jealous that people were talking about a video game instead of him.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

my-hero is the single loudest and most far-reaching narcissist in the world, so of course if anything gets notice that doesn't involve him, there he is, love him love him love him billionaire-tears

[-] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

We need a 24/7 livestream of Elon being tied over some growing bamboo stalks.

I'd watch it. antelope-popcorn

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