what is it with job applications demanding you keep encyclopedic knowledge of everyone's whereabouts. no sorry i dont know where my supervisor for this job from 11 years ago is or how to get in touch with them.
rafflesia
joined 5 years ago
it's some of the most incredible television i've ever seen and I literally can't get anyone i know to watch it lmao
It's been so long since I've had an "industry" job that I genuinely can't answer questions about it on applications. Like I'm sorry I just don't give a fucking shit any more about frontend libraries, or B2B SaaS, or UX or honestly computers at all at this point fucking devil machines have ruined the lives of everyone on earth.
those websites that suggest recipes based on the ingredients you have are useful in theory but in practice it always seems to turn into 100 different suggestions for Plate of Unseasoned Green Beans
In a protracted war with this company that keeps reposting this job on every board and ghosting me about it. Motherfucker I've been unemployed for years, I got nothing but time to dedicate to the cause. I only need to get lucky once.
zero tolerance for fedditor freaks
another psyop in the long line of haters against the em dash—stay strong my fellow writers!
buy t-shirts and jeans
as if they aren't already 70 of god's own freedom dollars? i haven't been able to afford firsthand clothes in years.
another dub for sexx tricker 
Me when I wondertrade hacked level 1 caterpies to unsuspecting, pure gamers (
) corrupting them with my evil, illegal, criminal pokemons 
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He's the one right there, with the seven year old pokemon game, officer. Fire away!
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w-well at least i have a job now