i miss being unemployed
rafflesia
the hitler eagle is cracking me up
alright well enough fun folks, lets get back to generating shareholder value
creachurs are laying waste to my tomato plant 
The console wars ended with the signing of the Treaty of Costco
"remember to eat your roadkill!"
quick somebody make a hoi4 mod
wow maybe we should find his old gradeschool teachers and fire them too im sure they gave him a bad grade once or twice #newjesus
Just saw a memorial billboard for charlie kirk. give me a fucking break, you'd think he was the literal second coming of the messiah the way his death is getting treated but he was just some asshole debatebro(? idk what he even did officially other than being annoying). are we gonna have a national day of mourning when asmongold succumbs to the wretched fungus, too? joke country
what is believed to be a targeted attack
uh yeah, looks like the shooter was aiming for the neck!

this jerkoff wants tell me i only have 4 days of time off (2 remaining) to spread across the holidays and also some doctors appointments i've been putting off for years because i had no money? go fuck yourself. whatever if i speak more im in big trouble etc