In the next few days Trump gets Graham and McConnell mixed up 
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"Lindsey? Oh she was a great woman, a terrific woman. Some say, one of the best. Anyway, Isn't my ballroom coming along great?"
vaxxed?
Looking into this
more please
I'm prepping a template
Might as well fill it in with McConnell too - maybe it’ll even be usable today too!
they won't admit mitch is dead until that state special election deadline is passed
Sad when they go young like that

Only 71? Wow he was just a kid 😔 Pelosi is old enough to have been his mom
he came so hard after trump killed the ceasefire his heart couldn't keep up. rest in piss.
For some reason the first two news sources reporting on it are both Israeli 👁️

Lindsey Graham was very close to Israel. I remember watching a video where he said that he visits Israel every week. I have to find it
Tweet from Israeli fascist 'Minister of National Security' Itamar Ben Gvir

https://nitter.net/itamarbengvir/status/2076191208691396932#m
here's some reports from Iran on Lindsey Graham dying.
https://en.mehrnews.com/news/246118/Anti-Iran-senator-Lindsey-Graham-dies
https://nitter.net/FarsNews_Agency/status/2076189554311139464#m
When I first read it, I wasn't paying attention and thought it meant it was confirming Mitch's death. But no, we probably got two dead republican senators.
I didn’t even know he was sick
He just died? Wow. I didn't know that... He led an amazing life. What else can you say? He was an amazing man, whether you agree or not. He was an amazing man who led an amazing life. I'm actually sad to hear that.
sudden illness they said. contracted in ukraine apparently
Emergency personnel responded to a call for “cardiac arrest” at Graham’s Capitol Hill home on Saturday night, according to police scanner audio obtained by NBC News.
Photographs reviewed by NBC News show that paramedics carried a person on a stretcher from Graham’s home to an awaiting ambulance. Police cars and fire trucks were also on site.
awww he died before he got to see the collapse of the united states </3
this is so sad can we get 10,000 likes?
Crabs out
Say what you will about the guy but this was pretty cool of him to do
Damn, I was hoping they'd keep pretending he was alive so we could have the first LLM senator.

Another senator down
Isn't that Mitch Mcconnell? Seems like there's still pretending he's alive
Might get 2 dead fash senators in one week if we're lucky
This one is Lindsey, the one pretending to be alive is Mitch. We probably got two dead republican senators.
Mitch Mcconnel too, once they finally confirm it after whatever deadline doesn't require a special election.
This is wild though wtf
Imagine dying before Mitch McConnell.
Well... Let's just say maybe the judges should review the footage before deciding who crossed that particular finish line first.


I was too busy having T4T sex that I missed this live!
What can I say? Sometimes it feels good knowing bad people die too.

What’s the funniest possibility for the sudden but brief illness? Have screwworm or explosive diarrhea issued denials yet?
nonzero chance he shit himself to death
RIP IN PISS FUCKO

The world lost another John Waters antagonist smh :,(
but also LMFAOOOOOOOO GET FUCKEDDDDDDD
I was thinking abt how this fucker had been senator my whole life in the car this morning, NOT ANYMORE ASSHOLEEEEEEEEE 
REST IN PISS, LINDSEY

wow good for him
They got him

