Nintendo could pay the salary for one retro gaming hardware restoration YouTuber and they would be able to restore and set up every single console within months

An entire wing of the museum could show how they restore the old consoles, replace the capacitors, use new or new old stock chips to replace failed ones, de-yellow the console plastic, etc.

A- in Standing class

A+ in Sunglasses class

You can turn the extra wine into vinegar. it does this naturally if you leave it open for a few weeks. This depends on the alcohol content, and you can buy starter bacteria for the process to speed it up.

What they did do was not pass any laws, nor even form a committee to investigate it, and then pass on the "solution" to for-profit companies that go into schools and give 5 year olds PTSD after the "drills" they make them go through.

~~Dwemer~~ Soviet artifacts

Doorbells. I had to replace a relative's doorbell recently and the old one that lasted 60 years was built 10x better than the incredibly cheap model that all the hardware stores carry.

The options are either a cheapo doorbell that has an LED in it for no reason, a Ring surveillance doorbell, or a very expensive reproduction doorbell sold on some random website.

The Wagner group logo looks like it is from a made-up enemy country in a video game.

If I had a billion dollars I would simply never drive myself, and I would not ride in a Tesla. It's the same car that techbros drive and has a subpar safety record.

A lot of celebrities used to drive Priuses as the eco-friendly choice back when it was new, and I didn't read anything about them dying in crashes. But Priuses don't have the acceleration of a drag racer or quality control problems.

My idea is to create a breed of dog that can climb trees. I have no answer for why or how.

Men would literally rather maintain a seed ratio for private trackers and operate a seedbox than pay for movies.

There is an RSV vaccine available for pregnant mothers and those over 60 now. It is expensive in typical Amerikkkan fashion, and I'm not sure if it has been approved for infants yet.

Alfred Molina is real, he also went by Dr. Octopus after successfully defending his thesis on electronic mind-altering evil robot tentacle arms.