Hey no way, I’d also been lurking since r/chapotraphouse days and just made an account! Must be something in the water lol. Glad you’re here too! 
Adrenochrome shipment was late, nothing to see here folks. Shit’s been wacky ever since Epstein left the game
That actually makes a whole lot of sense
Yeah I know it probably just means “two planes wasn’t enough to stop us” and not “there should have been more planes” but death of the author and all that
FUCK I left all the 5g towers on, sorry guys
Been having this grey cat come onto our back porch and mark everything because he isn’t neutered. It’s pissing off the indoor kitties which in turn wakes up the baby sometimes :/ We’ve been calling him Pissdolf, he’s super friendly but holy shit dude get outta here
School’s been in session for what, not even a month? Can’t wait to hear about how the police had already been aware of the shooter and did nothing.
Howdy pardners! Finally decided to make an account after lurking since the r/chapotraphouse days. It's all you people's fault that I grew up to be a gay communist lizard; I grew up in a house with fox and friends on every morning and Rush Limbaugh on for most car rides. Now I have a lot more empathy, knowledge, and crippling anxiety about the state of the world. 
I'm hoping to get some Covid related advice because I had a kid recently and I'm at a loss on how to handle childcare. Reddit's really not super helpful, obviously. But that's a separate post.
Looking forward to finally being able to upbear my fellow liberals! 
Acorn Weevil!
Wait, there was a movie?