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[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 68 points 4 months ago

I don't know which of you degenerates need to hear this, but: DO NOT FUCK THE PINEAPPLE!

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 4 months ago

I'm afraid to ask, but you seem experienced, so here goes: why not?

[-] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 48 points 4 months ago

Just a shot in the dark here... But pineapple enzymes are strong enough to eat the skin inside your mouth...

Now imagine that but on the much more sensitive skin of your dick

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 4 months ago

Good point.

[-] mjhelto@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

Maybe it'll feel like those little fish that eat the dead skin off your hands?

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[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 35 points 4 months ago

The juice is highly acidic to the point of being able to tenderize meats without assistance

Put your salami in that and it's gonna come out looking like chorizo

[-] laranis@lemmy.zip 18 points 4 months ago

Put your salami in that and it's gonna come out looking like chorizo

Pure poetry. Your words have convinced me to keep my junk outta exotic fruits.

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[-] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It's actually not (just) the acidity. Pineapples and several other tropical fruits have an enzyme called papain that breaks down peptide bonds in a rather unique way, to the point that the texture of the meat can become quite off-putting if the enzyme is not used properly

Edit: acidic or not, it's definitely best not to put any sensitive parts of your anatomy in pineapple juice

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[-] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

I’d like to be known as someone who “tenderizes meats without assistance”, that seems like a compliment of the highest order

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Put your salami in that and it's gonna come out looking like chorizo

Sentences you never thought you’d read.

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[-] far_university1990@feddit.de 17 points 4 months ago

Pineapple has enzyme that eat flesh

[-] its_prolly_fine@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

Pineapple juice can be used as a meat tenderizer, for cooking.

[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social 5 points 4 months ago

It's juice is very acidic and will not feel good when it gets inside your urethra.

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

They said if you eat lots of pineapple it makes your cream filling taste sweeter.

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[-] ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 61 points 4 months ago
[-] kewwwi@lemmy.world 134 points 4 months ago
[-] Purple_drink@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago
[-] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

That's how you get maggots

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 4 months ago

Oh no vietnam flashbacks

[-] Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 34 points 4 months ago

"What's up everybody it's critical, today I bought the 1.2 million dollar fuckable grapefruit"

[-] Qkall@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 months ago

I don't care if I go blind, I don't need to see the price tag anyway

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Somehow, the "sold out" is the worst part 😄

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago

Dude, that's not what melon-baller means.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago
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[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

Where's the link to the video? I remember watching this guy fuck various pasta dishes.

[-] kewwwi@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago
[-] PmMeFrogMemes@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

ooh buddy you're in for a treat

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[-] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago
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[-] Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 4 months ago

Is this guy trying to fertilize a boiled ostruch egg?

[-] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

I believe that's a cantaloupe.

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 4 months ago

Well they might have to if he got it pregnant.

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[-] BluesF@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

No I will not fucking hear you out Jeremy

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[-] Bezzelbob@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Bro is single handedly gonna discover the first human×fruit homunculus

[-] corus_kt@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Hard to tell if that's a shadow or if he REALLY enjoyed the pineapple

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 50 points 4 months ago
[-] Rustmilian@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Fact : Pineapples have tiny needles that cause irritation.

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[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago
[-] MrEff@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

And? What were the results?? This man has done science for us, what were the results?!?!?

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[-] db2@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago
[-] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 7 points 4 months ago

A man of culture

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

If you can grapefruit your man, maybe other fruits works?

[-] Bruhh@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Your fruit fucking skills are remarkable.

[-] yesoutwater@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago
[-] EndlessApollo@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

I wish she'd post on lemmy 196, this was a fun running gag :3

[-] ATDA@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Is this the prep step for American Pie?

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[-] jaschen@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago

I'm not going to kink shame. At least nobody(or animals) were hurt from his activity.

[-] Marthirial@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Someone needs to explain to that dude how new fruit is made.

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