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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I love how these istock FBI pictures always have the agents as like dapper artisan hipsters.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well the CIA comprises of millennial latina women with general anxiety disorder, so i wouldn’t be surprised if the FBI has funko pop bacon white men

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

look up CIA diverse recruitment video

they're doing feminist anti racist imperialism

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Artisianal color revolution

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Imagine older thumb looking feds getting sick of these new guys queueing up Mumford and Sons and bragging about microbrews at the FBI office parties. Shortening COINTELPRO to "coiney". Planting cocaine in bio-degradeable baggies on black people.

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

That's because they just put FBI uniforms on the same dapper artisan hipsters that usually show up to stock photo shoots.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

so many elder millennial cis guys look like this. just throw some more gray in that beard

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I posted a thing, but anyone with this slick back and beard look should be treated with distrust until proven otherwise.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

yeah just noticed the hair. kind of fashy combo

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was trying to think of what it is, and it's the end result of reddit masculine ideals. Short on the side slick back with le epic beard. It's the haircut a 1930s guy would wear under a fedora and is therefore the hair equivalent. It also just reeks of this faux put togetherness these weirdos have which is once again based on having no aesthetic sense at all, it enters into what they wear as well, they suit up cause sitcom and also cause every ask reddit thread about what women think is hot has wear a suit as advice every time, which is dumb suits are dumb. I've heard these weirdos talk about what watch to wear like anyone wears a watch. They never played dress up, asked absolute morons and people like themselves online how to dress after they noticed dressing like Matt Christman is pathetic looking, did feodras and dragon button ups and now in their 30s to middle age have learned nothing. Fuck these people, I am mistaken for a homeless person or someone doing high fashion about evenly cause I know how to fucking dress myself and have a look. They need a walk through for everything and it shows.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

fucking scathing assesment hamas-red-triangle meow-knife-trans

[–] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sometimes if you call for violent action you get called a fed too shrug-outta-hecks

[–] milk_thief@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Schrödinger's Hexbear: Until you break into their homes, they are both a fed and not a fed

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You must break into their homes secretly and rearrange their decorations and family photos without getting caught

[–] milk_thief@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

noooo, that's unwholesome authsoc

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I love being an interior designer!

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 year ago

Similar vibes to "vegans are mean online, that's why people aren't turning vegan". The people asking you to be orderly and nice are the ones defending the status quo.

Remember friends, don't coordinate anything against the state online. All computers are snitches, and perfect opsec doesn't exist.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You see the haircut and beard situation going on there? Don't have that plz. It looks like bad and it makes me assume you're right wing. Consider like a Hitler youth haircut, don't have short sides, slick back and a beard. I will assume you are my enemy on site.

[–] milk_thief@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would assume one will try to sell me some select coffee roast brands or invest in some app development scheme tbh, but that might be different contexts for these styles

[–] milk_thief@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

inb4 still the enemy

Quick question who are the people in question and what would they do about it?

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Wtf are these ergonomics

[–] Civility@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago