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[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago

"People shaped like a badly drawn swastika please face the wall"

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

a mutated, cyclopean number muncher throwing a boomerang at TARS.

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Holy shit, number crunchers, there's a reference I haven't heard in a long time!

[-] someone@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

A working Perl script.

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Ikea manual for the Barbara Pit

[-] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

A defiant declaration that the monolith from 2001 A Space Odyssey is lesser than humans.

[-] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago
[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Aperture Labs: Early Beginnings.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

"Shoot arrow to break wall in case of emergency"

[-] TeddyKila@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago
[-] HelltakerHomosexual@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Please proceed to the next testing chamber

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago
I AM ONLY A MAN
[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Door is less than guy

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago
[-] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

liberalism to the monolith

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Monolith is less than Lode Runner

[-] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

If anyone dies while you are kept in your fallout room, move the body to another room in the house. Label the body with name and address, and cover it as tightly as possible with polythene, paper, sheets or blankets.

[-] zwerdlds@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

H̸̨͇̣̯̥̫̄̕e̴͍̮̯͗̓̐̓̚ > i

[-] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

'Rectangles are less than people'

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Pong paddle < Pitfall Harry

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Different levels from that game where you have to navigate a series of mazes using just your mouse cursor and at the end there's a jumpscare

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

restroom signage for three brand new genders

[-] D61@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

"Ducks with goat-tee and dreadlocks to the left"

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

Beanis room

this post was submitted on 14 Jun 2024
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