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To prove how straight and manly I am, I will now criticize this video game character like I'm a catty mean girl.
It is the weird intersection of internalized homophobic and liberal hypocritical behavior. It is super gay to be judgemental of women's bodies. Which is fine. It is super weird to try to untangle the normative emotions around this.
MFs are literal caricatures, they unironically aspire to be the asshole jock from every 80’s teen movie.
Can’t wait to dust off the old insults of “prep” and “aberzombie” in the new culture war.
Same energy
i mean, it's true. i always thought she was extremely hot. now i'm a girl lmao
chekmate gommies.
Crap, we gotta update the survey now.
Fellas, nothing is more gay than being attracted to women
Proper character design according this dip
Watch them complain that this is an “unchristian” design a couple years later and then the next thing will be calling for the restoration of the Haye’s code.
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To anyone not aware:
I'm half-convinced these guys have managed to work each other up into a state where you could show them a picture of Soul Calibur 4 Ivy and they would say she wasn't booby enough
Hyper boob porn has seeped past rule 34 containment and infected your average straight's mind.
Blacksmithing should only be done fully nude
By big burly men who look like absolute bears but are as clean and sleek as otters everywhere except their beards
Hentai and its consequences has been a disaster to the development of the g*mers brain.
Short stubby legs
When a mfer doesn't know how clothes work.
Or image cropping, for that matter. Complete lack of object permanence and extrapolation brain.
The straights are not okay, holy shit. Is it getting worse?
Not that the straights are ok but this seems like it's more of a 
problem
Correct me if I'm wrong, but this problem seems to extend to cinema and other forms of media, and queer gamers don't have this problem normally.
Happy Pride month to this guy I guess
Elbow too pointy. 2/10 wouldn't bang.
I will never get why the GOP calls for the restoration of the Haye’s code, but also wants to ban any design of female characters that doesn’t violate their “family values” stances.
This reminds me of those sarcastic "2/10 wouldn't bang" memes back in the day. I guess they were trying to warn us about this guy.
She reminds me of Jinx from that League of Legends Arcane series. Who is she?
Gemma is the new forge character in the upcoming game Monster Hunter Wilds. A lot of reasonable suspicion that she's the grown up version of little miss forge from Monster Hunter 4U
...
The audience are going to sexualise her at both ages.
WAIT EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOURE DOING
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY PENIS
Gamers should be banned
more reasons to support the DPRK
i don't think that's what cleavage means? doesn't it just mean yknow, visible boobs, which they are? isn't seeing the bottom which is obscured by a shirt called "underboob"?
He's complaining that she's wearing an undershirt - the orange "cleavage blocker" under her white partially unbuttoned shirt - and it is obscuring his view of the buttcrack cleavage he expects to be on display for him.
Cleavage refers to the space between breasts, he's complaining how the undershirt is raising the neckline.
E) Or maybe he's just complaining that she has boobs and not bazongggggas perhaps I shouldn't give him that much credit.
small breasts
Sure bud.
This is Skyrim modder levels of cringe
My first introduction to this character was people 
at the thought of being able to rip her model for porn purposes. This is wild to me. 
