Gotta start with just plain old education camps

Who's gonna staff all these camps?

"Go back to work, covid is only contagious for 3 days. Masks are no longer required and we will black bag you if you wear one to a protest."

They're already doing this and Americans don't actually care what they say, they just do what they want to. "You can't tell me what to do" only comes out when the government tells them to do the opposite of what they want. When told to do the thing they were already going to do, they just take it as permission to do it to an absurd extreme. It's not oppositional defiance, so reverse psychology doesn't work. It's individualist ideology taken to its logical conclusion.

"The government recommends you eat an all meat diet."

Jordan Peterson: "clean your room and eat broccoli, bucko"

Nah that won't work. Chuds have no consistency besides inconsistency, they have a counter-productive sixth sense for this shit. If the government tells them to do shit they don't want to do that's come from the Judaeo-Bolsehvik trans-satanist kabal. If the government tells them to do something they want to do that's coming from the Patriots loyal to Trump within the system. That or they just strategically ignore things they've previously said.

the government should start recommending only healthy things so child-brained Americans continue to do what they're doing now (except worse)

you fed the chickens arsenic so that you could feed the cows arsenic bird shit (this is why US rice has 3x the arsenic content of Indian/EAsian rice)

Ahem ze death drive eez stronk mit deez ones

We never got a lockdown

Another lady made an affogatto with raw milk ice cream.

That situation is perfectly darkly hilarious plus it has panache. I'm stealing it.

Is buying Amish puppy bad

I wish we could live in the insufferable "put a bird on it" or "guy obsessed with Pet Sounds engineering techniques" timeline instead, but so do all who live to see such times

As an immunocompromised person it is in my best interest to let you know that mostly they won't die, mostly they'll get people like me killed.

Tbh the beast in me says "Let Them Die"

That's the neat part about plague rats -- they take everyone else with them

Remember, you can get tuberculosis from raw milk, and it's contagious through aerosol 👀,

Steven Universe voice The bits! The bits!

I think the pus is there throughout anyway

Spread that nicely on some toast dearie, it's a good replacement for lard