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Inspired by a similar post by Centurian@lemmy.world
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
Shaka, when the walls fell
I'm givin' 'er all she's got!
Permission to board
Execute docking maneuver.
"Dammit Kirk get that thing out of my ear"
We're entering fluidic space.
"Come again?"
Prepare to be boarded
Captain, I'm givin her all I've got!
Steady as she goes, lieutenant.
Initiate deep probing now.
More power!
Take us in.
We're breaking up.
You are coming in loud and clear.
"I'm giving it all she's got cap'n"
oh god oh fuck oh god no i didn't mean too im sorry
Fire at Will!
"No lifesigns detected"
Pressure at maximum, hull integrity is holding within working parameters, however, the warp core will explode in T - 69 seconds. I will issue no further audio warning.
"You're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!"
I require your immediate assistance Commander Riker
They're not coming in cleanly.
My mother is coming to visit
Another one decloaking aft.
To boldly go where no man has gone before
Huh? Is it bigger on the inside?
"Your methods are crude and inefficient, prepare to be boarded."
*thrust
Over and out.
Sorry, that bogie came out of nowhere
Three ready for transport, beam directly to sickbay.
Boom goes the dynamite
Plug me in, Chief!
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this post was submitted on 06 May 2024
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