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Discovering that some nitter instances still work is bad for my sanity ohnoes

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[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 61 points 5 months ago

How many dead children in Gaza does mark hammil want for the second term? wtf

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

A voice suddenly ~~appears~~ calls out to him "Luke... You must be told that The Force wants Gaza turned to glass..."

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Ninja edit: A voice doesn't appear. But what verb is better? "Rings out" is so dorky. "Emerge" is a bit ponderous. "Arise" sounds like I'm trying to be poetic.

[-] Runcible@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

echoes

edit: possibly "calls" depending on feel

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"Calls out" seems perfect. Somehow I just couldn't bring it to mind.

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago
[-] sloth@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

boomerizes

booms with an boomery vibration

with a boomful tone booms Luke into boomblivion

[-] heartheartbreak@hexbear.net 50 points 5 months ago

Productive and successful AT WHAT shoulder-grab SAY IT WHAT IS THE THING THE BIDEN REGIME IS MOST SUCCESSFUL AT DOING RIGHT NOW agony-consuming

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 46 points 5 months ago

Luke would have voted for Darth Maul because at least he's 99% Hitler compared to Sidious who's 100% Hitler.

[-] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

Isn't Darth Maul more of a 50% Hitler?

Rimshot

[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 months ago
[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

Only one of them with sex appeal

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

this is asajj ventress erasure

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

but i'd vote for Maul because at least he's not a fuckin geriatric

[-] EcoMaowist@hexbear.net 39 points 5 months ago

Uncritical Support to Vader and the elimination of Alderaan! The Empire has a right to defend itself from terrorists! - Luke Skywalker, probably.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 32 points 5 months ago

Can he read his own unhinged blue maga tweets in the joker voice?

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 30 points 5 months ago

If I had to show the greatest example of lacking self-awareness with a single tweet:

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Ok Mr. Hamill, you can stop acting like Fire Lord Ozai now. The show's over.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago

Oh no, Mark, no

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 20 points 5 months ago

This is a scathing critique of the US government.

Right?

Right?

[-] panned_cakes@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

Discovering that some nitter instances still work is bad for my sanity

oh no problem I'll be putting you on the invite list for our private instance when Poast goes down or starts poisoning everyone's responses on accounts they dislike, instead of just Vincent Cloutier's nitter-to-activitypub bridge

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 5 months ago

I think geography would make it harder, Exegol is in the middle of nowhere.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

Some nitter instances still work

Which still work? The only one I know if is the Nazi site poast.org. I still use it because sometimes I want to see Twitter comments but of course I can't share the links at Hexbear.

[-] sloth@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

sometimes twiiit.com will work but it isn't always super current.

[-] sloth@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

He is saying that in Joker Voice. He is saying that in Joker Voice. He is saying that in Joker Voice.

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