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listen to your children, sometimes there really is a monster in the closet

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[-] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 44 points 6 months ago

The real monster in this story is the homeowners' insurance company.

[-] WafflesTasteGood@hexbear.net 26 points 6 months ago

I really don't get how this wouldn't be covered. Like, I get it's some bullshit exception clause, but this is exactly the sort of situation insurance is supposed to be for. It's not like they invited the bees in.

[-] CrackBurger@hexbear.net 31 points 6 months ago
[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

Khbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzmas

[-] edge@hexbear.net 31 points 6 months ago

sometimes there really is a monster in the closet

Bees aren’t monsters, they’re cute little guys. They just don’t know any better.

[-] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

one bee is a cute lil guy. 50,000 bees? that's a monster

[-] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

You never see A Bee as an enemy in games. But a swarm? That's a mob

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

One pawn - Look at him. Puny and ineffectual. Pffft.

A pawn storm directed at your king. Look at them! Menacing and the attack could be deadly!

Pawn storm

A pawn storm, sometimes called a pawn avalanche, is a chess tactic in which several pawns are moved in rapid succession toward the opponent's defenses. [...] One can launch a pawn storm for many reasons. Probably the most common of these is to initiate a mating attack.

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 24 points 6 months ago

total vindication hahaha

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago

Prospective buyer: "Is there any way you can make the blood-like honey ooze up the walls?"

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago

the BEES are nothing to fear! BECOME A BEEKEEPER, SORA!

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

stuff

Im 50000 bees in the wall

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

NOT THE BEES! agony-4horsemen

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 6 months ago

Blood honey is the best with Khorne Flakes.

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