What a poster. Who else can post like that?
I called him "Weak, Slow Moving, Lethargic, Gutless, and Lazy (New York Post!)"
I like how he is quoting New York Post here!
Citing the reporting on his own previous insults, it's just 
I didn't say it, I am just citing NYP (that is citing me). But also, I did say it, this is what I called him:
Iconic.
Why couldn't he just be a poster? He's so good at it. Like, just be a guy who tweets and dunks on people, and everyone will love you. Why you gotta be a fascist.
Hate to see people waste their life doing something their not good at (business, governing, marriage) when they could just spend it tweeting.
Then Rubio or Cruz would become president in 2016 and they would be much worse. Once Hillary was the Dem nominee, Trump was the best possible GOP option. He hired the same Bush people that Cruz or Rubio would, but was then such a chaos agent that a lot of GOP agenda was stalled. And he was so personally unpopular that he lost in 2020, even against Biden.
He's like a bitchy twink
he's so messy
I've said it before, America elected an old queen for president
why does he have to be so god damn funny
Why do you think he's funny? Genuine question.
I think he's just naturally amusing
tweets like the one in the OP is like something straight out of Curb with the pettiness set to 100
and the funniest bits are ALWAYS when he's not trying to be funny, like the fucking burger table 
Guess I just don't get the humor.
Not yet jokerfied enough
I'm just autistic but ok
No longer weak, slow moving, lethargic, gutless and lazy (new york post!)
Only weak, slow moving, gutless and lazy (new york post!) now
Really moving up in the world
Is this real?
[edit] seems to be real
S tier posting
Turns out that being an asshole to other assholes makes for pretty great comedy
I love how they all come crawling back
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The media really fucked up by shadowbanning trump these past 4 years because people were tired of his schtick by 2020 but they're going have to show him again now since he's the frontrunner and they're not tired of him yet
That pants pooping idiot deserves the Mussolini treatment.
no no no give him the Napoleon treatment - lock him in a gilded cell with no access to the outside world except 280 characters at a time. tell him the campaign is still going and that his guards are his campaign staffers.
Napoleon Dynamite treatment and he has to live in smalltown Idaho and ride a bicycle everywhere
He's definitely got his mojo back.
"And where did that bring you?" 
I wish we could hide posts on jerboa cause I really didn't feel like seeing this jackass's dumbfuck posts again.
Trump lowering the barr once again.
Wtf did he superimpose his face onto a hate symbol for his avatar?
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Vaush posts go in the_dunk_tank
Dunk posts in general go in the_dunk_tank, not here
Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from the_dunk_tank
