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[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Crawl into my basement... Cause I'm hosting the BIGGEST party in the WORLD where everybody gets WASTED and READS BOOKS until they CRY themselves to SLEEP.

[–] simple@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Damn, count me in

[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Two weeks before the party, I say I'm totally in and excited, and then the day of, I remember I don't want to do that and say I'm pretty sure I'm getting sick. Then B.

[–] Maeve@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Some good books can make you cry.

[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh I cry reading stuff all the time. I read a lot of historical queer fiction because I'm a masochist, and then I cry because it was so unfair.

[–] Maeve@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

I can feel that and I'm cishet.

[–] nek0d3r@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

You'll NEVER GUESS what your results are!

[–] Icalasari@fedia.io 13 points 2 years ago

I think I have actually done B a few times

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 11 points 2 years ago

There are literally no other possibilities!

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I mean, I usually do both. Gotta find balance in your life.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Weird. So are you just holding massive parties in your basement while reading books?

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Isn't everybody?

But, ok, thanks.

Anything I should bring? Napkins perhaps? Anything else might be a bit more complicated than I can handle.

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Got a thesis on Dionysian ethics handy? Or napkins. Napkins are cool, too.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

checks surrounding area

Seems I'm fresh out of thesises for Dionysian ethics, but I have this handful of napkins from Wendy's.

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why is option A so weird and unrelatable?

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Cause you are the one who crawls into the basement

[–] clark@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

The one who crawls

Oh, I thought crying yourself to sleep while reading was normal?

[–] SaddieTheMad@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Both, depending on the month. I have bipolar disorder.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I can envision the same but with my luck it'd be neither because timing never works to my advantage.

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

do i have any money to spend? if yes, then A. if no, then B.

[–] solidgrue@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Little column A, little column B.... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] InfiniteKrebs@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Typical recruitment process questionnaire

[–] istanbullu@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

A sounds like punishment thb

[–] Gigan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

B, but no crying

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I like to just dangle freely so the tension unwinds itself. The problem is if I don't stop at the right time, I'll just spin so far around the other way I become wound up in the opposite direction.

B often except I have neither basement nor book so I just skip those parts.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

Is there an option C?

[–] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I'm as introverted as they come, but I've actually done A, but never B.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Yes both thanks