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[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 53 points 4 months ago

He holds the secret recipe to the 11 herbs and spices

[-] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 26 points 4 months ago

Turns out it was MSG all along.

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

Mega Stalin Gulag?

[-] Thallo@hexbear.net 49 points 4 months ago

Every hexbear when they see the picture:

I'm gonna make a KFC joke

-Gets to the comments-

Damn... A bunch of people made it already....

-makes the joke anyway-

gigachad

[-] Vingst@hexbear.net 40 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

armored train, organizing the reds to win the civil war

[-] QuietCupcake@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago

Am I the only one who saw this pic and immediately wondered why he would be standing up there with his hog out?

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

Establishing dominance so Stalin cant steal the command, obviously stalin-bummed

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago
[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 30 points 4 months ago
[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

I honestly want to know what proof the fascists have for the original claim this is from, like it's so fucking stupid. Oh, the word racism was invented by a Jewish Bolshevik specter oooooh. Pure brainworms

[-] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

he rendered debate impossible nineteeneightyfour

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

He did so by inventing racism

[-] TC_209@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

Man, he was really cool... until he wasn't :(

[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago

I think he makes fried chicken

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

I heard he invented racism?

[-] Maoo@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

Bones Frida Kahlo

[-] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

he went to kentucky to make fried chicken

[-] aaro@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

Backseat driver extraordinaire

[-] lurkerlady@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

pretty sure he mind controlled everyone in the soviet union

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

He runs a successful chess YouTube channel

[-] gramxi@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

finger lickin good

[-] Pili@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

He send silly letters that we shall neither print nor reply to.

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

develop recipes for chicken wing seasoning

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

Permanent Barbacking

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

he is Tim Gunn's bitchier assistant

"Make it work?!? 🙄"

[-] yuli@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

sent in a silly letter

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

Help wait staff practice their soup slinging skills?

[-] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

Working with Kellogg to develop recipes for the proletariat of the UASR

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

It isn’t “tip,” that’s for sure

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

He invented wearing glasses "diagonally"

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago

f r i e d c h i c k e n

(and animal abuse)

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 1 points 4 months ago

After retirement he shows up randomly at different KFCs and sticks his fingers in the mashed potatoes to taste them, then goes off on the staff about how corporate ruined his restaurants.

this post was submitted on 20 Apr 2024
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