Alarm! Wir haben einen Störfall! Das ist kein Drill!
Der Stör hat den Quarantänebereich verlassen und ist in den internationalen Raum entkommen!
Indeed it is not a drill!!!
Ich spürte eine große Störung der Macht. Als ob Millionen in panischer Angst aufschrien und plötzlich verstummten.
i'll tell ya how to undo this, but it'll involve going over their heads, and you won't believe this but then you'll be...
you ready? you really can't undo this one
sturgeon general'd
Fabulous!
That's kind of fishy
The right kind, if you ask me
I'll take some caviar
Why would anyone want to undo it? Sturgeon is peak form.
You just got Sturgeoned, your husband has been arrested for embezzlement
Shambles!
Is ich_iel leaking?
Have to revisit Row vs Wade
Which one is the most efficient way to catch a sturgeon?
Row
Or maybe... Wade?
Depends, do sturgeons hang out in the shallows?
"I snag it with a large treble hook and big fishing pole."
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