Anon is at least sightly self-aware, I guess

We're on a lemmy.ml community, so Mali I guess

What is an "online persona"? Stop trying to turn my tech support forum into Facebook!

Yes I will have one round of video games please

Do you go to the fantasy section in the library and shout "fake!" at all the books? It's a greentext, nobody is assuming this story is real, detective!

Anon is comfortable with their sexuality just not society's labels and the stigmas he associates with them? Na, this is 4chan, probably just bait.

entry level Fiat 500

Way too "girly", needs to be an every-level BMW 1-series (brand new but on a lease, of course)

is this a thing now?

This is how jokes have been ever since humans stated telling jokes

Silverbacks are adult male gorillas, not adolescents. I'm beginning to doubt that anon has thought this through at all!

This data is poorly presented and unclear. It may well have some really useful insights, but it's definitely not beautiful.

I get more of a school bully vibe from it. The stereotypical old person joke is "wife bad", this sounds more like something a self-described "alpha male" would say.

Given how long the xkcd has been around I think the car is referencing the comic