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[-] Bizarroland@kbin.social 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm just imagining in like 10 more years or so she's going to end up having horse pubes and horse heads sticking out of her armpits and horse heads growing down her legs and shaving them off is going to be a real neightmare

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago
[-] Bizarroland@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

And because of that nobody noticed the really great portmanteau pun I finished my sentence with.

[-] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I noticed it, and i thank you for your service.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago
[-] Ryan213@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

That main neck can lift 600lbs.

[-] Hank@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Do you turn into something when you see the child?
Do you turn into the worst possible being a human could be? A horse girl?

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Yes, you suddenly have strong opinions on the best breeds, and you have 5 names picked out for horses that you will never own. It's sad to see.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Equestrification sounds terrible.

[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

I'm now imagining this as a Futurama bit, and it's glorious.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

But seeing Medusa's snakes turns you to stone, not snakes. Snakes bask on stone. Maybe you turn into a grassy field!

[-] Xanvial@lemmy.one 6 points 1 year ago

The solution for climate change

[-] Skull@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Into hay, it's quite a greetful experience.

[-] potpotato@artemis.camp 8 points 1 year ago

s n e k h o o v e s

[-] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 5 points 1 year ago

reverse mermaids would be really really bad at small talk

[-] imgonnatrythis@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Think they would wear shell pants?

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[-] Tigbitties@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

It could have been horse cocks.

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 year ago

Wait a couple decades..

[-] NotSpez@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago
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[-] kemsat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Human luck means those are our parents, but we got horse tail for hair, instead of anything cool.

[-] criticon@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago
[-] potpotato@artemis.camp 2 points 1 year ago

s n e k h o o v e s

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