How many dead skydivers do you have to see to rank them?
Math is hard. I won't delete my comment though as you should all find joy in my stupidity.
Maybe I don't have to stop drinking after all...
The things that should be done to these executives would probably get me banned from Lemmy if I said.
Funny you say that. I was banned from Reddit for suggesting that suicidal people should take oil-ceos with them instead of wasting their death. Of course I learned my lesson and won't do that again.
Es tut mir natürlich leid für die Spielerin und der Mannschaft, dass deren Erfolg durch so eine Farce untergraben wurde aber als Fan des Absurden und schwarzen Humors liebe ich einfach alles an der Situation.
Dumme alte Menschen die die Welt nicht verstehen und wie Kleinkinder in alle Richtungen ausschlagen statt die Situation mit nur dem geringsten Funken an Anstand und Respekt problemlos zu entschärfen ist für mich wie Weihnachten.
There has to be one problematic uncle in the group that's already four beers deep that finds every joke hilarious.
Me on my way to my job as a shift leader at femboy hooters.
If you're yielding a bat it's helpful to put a sock on the front facing end. This way you'll get another swing when your opponent grabs your bat and all they get a hold of is an empty sock.
Federated content is stored in the balls.
Americans are so ignorant they even think they're the only ignorant people in the world.
That's like 99% of what marketing is.