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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 85 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If life gives you lemons, make a scaleable operation.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Funnily enough life didn’t give us lemons. we made them

[–] Caboose12000@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Well that was epic for no reason

[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 58 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Alright I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade- make life take the lemons back. Get mad. I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons, do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down...with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

[–] Meowie_Gamer@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Bubs@lemmings.world 8 points 2 years ago

He says what everyone's thinking!

[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

CAN IT! When God gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD!

[–] Apollo42@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

BEAR BLASTING! Similar to hump-catting.

[–] jeena@jemmy.jeena.net 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

Better safe than sorry.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Somebody needs to make life take those lemons back!

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I propose some variety of arson… with the lemons.

[–] elvith@feddit.de 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Cave Johnson

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!

[–] elvith@feddit.de 11 points 2 years ago

Dad, are we really trying to create combustible lemons?

Yes, we arson!

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

As if life would just give you lemons.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

Sometimes it does. Problem is, no one wants to buy lemonade.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

We have lemon trees for that

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But who wants to be a lemon-stealing whore?

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I'm not stealing them, if I don't pick them, they fall off and rot doing no good for the tree, thereby completely wasting all the energy the tree spent on making the things. There aren't a lot of marsupials or rodents that have the right type of hands/paws for meaningfully harvesting and spreading of the seeds in my neck of the desert to take care of seed distribution for the tree naturally.

Yes, I am growing lemons, avocados, limes, peaches, bananas, and figs currently in a desert with only collected rainwater, and grey water from my washing machine. There's no city water involved. It doesn't rain very often outside of the "cool autumn" season for about four months of the year, the other 8 months are "warm spring" we don't really get rain then, which is why I have 3400 gallons of rainwater storage that gets refilled in the first or second rain of the season.

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ahh, I've not run into that one before

Best I can do is turnip juice.

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] aulin@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

It's good that this came along, since the Cave Johnson monologue just reads like a Karen nowadays.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

When life gives you Karens, you just make karenade!

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

This is terrible business advice.

[–] Anamnesis@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Me after working every day for four months straight. πŸ˜‘

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Anamnesis@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah I work four part time jobs. I'm working every single day. It is a real bummer.

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Sorry to hear that. I hope it gets better for you soon ❀️

[–] Anamnesis@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just a few more months and I'll only have one and all my debt will be paid off. There's light at the end of the tunnel!

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 years ago

That's amazing! I'm glad for you

[–] Syd@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lol you've got a job with weekends.

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago

Well, not so much a job as an apprenticeship that I'm payed for. But yea, I've only had to work Saturdays when I worked in retail.

"Unless life is also giving you sugar, your lemonade is going to taste like shit."

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

... is he making lemon-shaped piss bombs from those piss jars which are then vacuumed away for safe storage & times of need?

There might have been a mixup & life keeps accidentally giving me those lemons.

[–] DjMeas@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

When life gives you lemons, urine trouble.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Battles have literally been won on avoiding scurvy. Can’t remember which side but Spainish armada vs England naval battles. Had spies report back they were eating sauerkraut and thus didn’t get scurvy. Hard to fight a war while sick

[–] eldavi@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

this image speaks to me

[–] daveywaveyboy@feddit.nl 5 points 2 years ago
[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Is that how it’s told now?
Is it all so old?
Is it made of lemon juice?
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