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[–] aaro@hexbear.net 62 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

It's true. I'm outside right now and the riots are worse than the Ricardo y mortimero sauce fiasco. Grandmas weeping in the streets, the kids all feral and hopped up on hard monster energy and bubblegum cotton candy vapes.

[–] ColonelKataffy@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

for those who didn't do any reading, it's only for the newest flavor, avocado salsa verde, which needs to be refrigerated. hot enjoyers need not fear

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's also included in with the limited-time "cantina" menu items, which aren't as good as I remember from way back when they had them on the regular menu. Honestly, I get T-Bell because Diablo sauce is a more effective decongestant than Afrin, and the side effects are somewhat milder than not being able to breathe through my nose.

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

The old cantina bowls were so tasty! The "power menu" bowl that replaced them were somehow nasty, idk wtf they did but it was a disgusting disappointment every time I decided to give it another go.

[–] davel@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The $1.50 Costco hot dog is our last line of defense.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fun fact: the $1.50 Costco dog mandate extends to Canada, too. Our currency sucks so we're getting it for basically ONE DOLLAR! Get owned, Americans!

[–] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

they do (did?) the same in aus, so we're basically getting it for what, 75c or something

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

Fuck yeah! Rare American vassal state W! solidarity

[–] CoolYori@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Its because the sauce needs to be kept in a fridge and is not shelf stable. Its a food cost item now.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

wait what oh no

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago
[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is it. This is the final death rattle of the west

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

:roman-marble-statue-with-animated-teardrop:

[–] EatPotatoes@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Aren't all these fast food joints complicit in genocide anyway?

[–] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Charging? For their mid-ass sauces? I could just make my own sauce and burritos both smh

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They aren’t even hot. If something is called “Diablo” or “volcano” it should be required to have more heat than an out of season jalapeño

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Aren't they breeding jalapeños to be as unspicy as possible now, too? So that large "hot sauce" (lol) bottlers can dial in their desired heat level with pure capsaicin. You know, instead of actually making a good sauce.

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

They are, and most peppers in a store are bred with heat averse tastes in mind to begin with (the only good habaneros I’ve had were grown by friends).

[–] somename@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Diablo sauce kinda tastes bad too. Fire sauce is much better.

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Personally I like it, but I’m also a weirdo who like bitter and acidic more than sweet

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's that "slightly spoiled adobo" meets "electric eel jizz" taste that turns people off. I'm still into it; it's better than whatever the fuck McDonald's has been doing with genocidal nugget sauces.

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Rick and Morty losers btfo when they find out electric eel jizz is more appetizing than a relabeled sweet and sour sauce

WHAT THE FUCK

[–] Zrc@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago
[–] GVAGUY3@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Rip every touring band

[–] macabrett@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This might be the straw that breaks the camel's back. Revolution is upon us, comrades.

[–] tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago

Nationalize Taco Bell. The masses deserve unfettered chalupa.

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

THE WEST HAS FALLEN

BILLIONS MUST LIVE MÀS

[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

This is a win for Del Taco

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why would you go to Taco Bell if you can’t get sauce and napkins

[–] context@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why would you go to Taco Bell

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

vegan options at 2:30 in the morning is probably the best reason someone could have.

i just go to the gas station instead, there's no drive through or baja blast but the line doesn't take 45 minutes

[–] context@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

vegan options at 2:30 in the morning

i hadn't considered that but you raise a valid point

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Staff who are at least as stoned as you are, and whose eyes are not clouded with judgment because you are the least weird person they've seen all night. Also cheesy gordita crunches.

[–] Stoneykins@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The salsa verde ones they had when I was a kid were my favorite back then... Nostalgia makes me want to try this tbh.

And I like avocado but what is this trend where everyone is putting it in their salsa verde???

[–] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Ppl like a creamy green salsa ig