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More wholesomeness from Positivityman
Classic Positivityman
So positive he went off the scale just like Gandhi in civilization.
He is HIV-positive
Now that's a wholesome 100 moment right there Keanu!
Everyone knows the Bulls logo is an upside-down alien giving it to a crab.
I thought it was a robot
Robots can be from other planets.
While reading a book.
turns phone upside-down
... huh.
A friend of mine had a small daughter who died choking on a grape. I mean, it’s not exactly relevant here, it just made me think of him. I hope he’s doing alright these days.
That is why my wife and I chopped every grape in half before feeding it to our son.
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Sanest Reddit poster
He is Positivity Man after all.
To be fair, he's sitting at -29 when the screenshot was taken.
11 years later...
Didn't notice that part. I think most subs lock the voting after 6 months if it isn't a default setting. If it wasn't a big sub that long ago, that still seems about right. If reddit still allowed you to see the upvote/downvote ratio, it would be more telling if it was universally rejected opinion or if it was closer to 50/50.
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It's wild to think, by the time this screenshot was taken that far might be embarrassing his daughter in front of her friends with this very same story.
Unfortunately, she choked on a grape and died :(
Oh shit, Shen Bapiro's alt account!
Most sane sports fan
He's right. It doesn't look like a cow. It looks like a robot fucking a crab.
I'm guessing PositivityMan is a novelty account?
As a father I always love a good dumb-fuck who has had little to no exposure to what toddlers are actually like.
Most fun when someone says a kid "could not have done" something by themselves... Kids are smarter than people give them credit for, they figure shit out. They just lack experience.
I guess PositivityMan roots for the Timberwolves.
Meanwhile on Lemmy "But have you tried using Linux yet?"
“Mu-mu-mu-moo cows mu-mu-mu-make milk!”
*PositvityMan
He's positive OP is lying.
Someone's well-adjusted.
Your bloodline shall suffer for their transgressions against NBA
The only problem I see is that he starts with the premise that it’s a lie because the kid wouldn’t have seen a cow
Then calls the kid a retard for seeing a cow which invalidates the initial assertion
That was when reddit was normal. Now your account will get shadow banned for saying that
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