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[–] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 171 points 2 years ago (2 children)

More wholesomeness from Positivityman

[–] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 53 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So positive he went off the scale just like Gandhi in civilization.

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

He is HIV-positive

[–] Lolman228@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Now that's a wholesome 100 moment right there Keanu!

[–] sploosh@lemmy.world 96 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Everyone knows the Bulls logo is an upside-down alien giving it to a crab.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] sploosh@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

Robots can be from other planets.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

While reading a book.

[–] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

turns phone upside-down

... huh.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 80 points 2 years ago (11 children)

A friend of mine had a small daughter who died choking on a grape. I mean, it’s not exactly relevant here, it just made me think of him. I hope he’s doing alright these days.

[–] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

That is why my wife and I chopped every grape in half before feeding it to our son.

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[–] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 43 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] loutr@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 years ago

He is Positivity Man after all.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

To be fair, he's sitting at -29 when the screenshot was taken.

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Didn't notice that part. I think most subs lock the voting after 6 months if it isn't a default setting. If it wasn't a big sub that long ago, that still seems about right. If reddit still allowed you to see the upvote/downvote ratio, it would be more telling if it was universally rejected opinion or if it was closer to 50/50.

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[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's wild to think, by the time this screenshot was taken that far might be embarrassing his daughter in front of her friends with this very same story.

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago

Unfortunately, she choked on a grape and died :(

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago

Oh shit, Shen Bapiro's alt account!

[–] TxzK@lemmy.zip 30 points 2 years ago

Most sane sports fan

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

He's right. It doesn't look like a cow. It looks like a robot fucking a crab.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm guessing PositivityMan is a novelty account?

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago
[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As a father I always love a good dumb-fuck who has had little to no exposure to what toddlers are actually like.

[–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Most fun when someone says a kid "could not have done" something by themselves... Kids are smarter than people give them credit for, they figure shit out. They just lack experience.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 22 points 2 years ago

I guess PositivityMan roots for the Timberwolves.

[–] DenizEfe@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

He's positive OP is lying.

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 11 points 2 years ago

“Mu-mu-mu-moo cows mu-mu-mu-make milk!”

[–] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 years ago

Meanwhile on Lemmy "But have you tried using Linux yet?"

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 2 years ago

Someone's well-adjusted.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago
[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Two year olds don't associate horns with a cow.

Yeah, wherever would they get that idea?

[–] _Sprite@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Your bloodline shall suffer for their transgressions against NBA

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago

The only problem I see is that he starts with the premise that it’s a lie because the kid wouldn’t have seen a cow

Then calls the kid a retard for seeing a cow which invalidates the initial assertion

[–] cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

That was when reddit was normal. Now your account will get shadow banned for saying that

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