Simple as. Rome found a large rabbit in human clothes with a basket full of eggs and they beat the shit out of him. Then they crucified him in front of everyone. I don't know why either. Don't like it? It's not your holiday to ruin for me.

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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I believe Jesus was a giant rainbow colored egg so I can still celebrate it

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That egg better have a fucking rabbit inside.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Nah it has another smaller rainbow egg inside of it.

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

I believe that that the Easter Bunny wasn't the Messiah or Jesus, but Jesus' close friend and a great prophet.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Well if you found a giant rabbit in human clothes, what would you do?

I'd probably run, except rabbits are fast af so chances are there's no escape.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

rabbits are fast because they don't wear pants

[–] HighOnCopium@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Can I celebrate it by going to the grocery store after Easter to buy the discounted chocolate eggs?

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As long as you believe in transubstantiation and that is the literal body of Christ to you, yes.

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

The chocolate eggs are not the body of Christ. Do not make the same mistake as I did

[–] Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They don't seem to do that anymore. They don't overstock

(because of woke)

[–] insufferableninja 4 points 2 years ago

as is tradition

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

I had a dream when I was like six of the easter bunny in my living room, so therefore it's real.

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

I thought the Easter bunny had laid the egg from which jesus was born?

[–] YellowParenti@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Easter Bunny was Christ's pooka.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

there was an ex easter bunny actor on the radio talking about how there werent any women confident enough to date him while he was doing that gig, and my immediate thought was:

"The suit stays on." top-use-words