If you don't believe Jesus was a giant rabbit, don't celebrate Easter. (hexbear.net)

submitted 8 months ago by happybadger@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Simple as. Rome found a large rabbit in human clothes with a basket full of eggs and they beat the shit out of him. Then they crucified him in front of everyone. I don't know why either. Don't like it? It's not your holiday to ruin for me.

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[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

I believe Jesus was a giant rainbow colored egg so I can still celebrate it

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

That egg better have a fucking rabbit inside.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

Nah it has another smaller rainbow egg inside of it.

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