If you don't believe Jesus was a giant rabbit, don't celebrate Easter. (hexbear.net)

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Simple as. Rome found a large rabbit in human clothes with a basket full of eggs and they beat the shit out of him. Then they crucified him in front of everyone. I don't know why either. Don't like it? It's not your holiday to ruin for me.

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[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Well if you found a giant rabbit in human clothes, what would you do?

I'd probably run, except rabbits are fast af so chances are there's no escape.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

rabbits are fast because they don't wear pants

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