The kind that Winnie the Pooh would plan a heist in Langly for
this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2024
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Uncritical support to Winnie in his quest to steal all of America's Honey Reserves
We love our silly old bear, don't we folks?
Based on what I know of intelligence agencies the honey is a metaphor for CSAM
Government cheese
Government honey
My friend gave me some honey that was supposed to be from a local orchard(?)(I don't know the word for "bee place"), but it crystalized really quickly and I couldn't eat it. I don't think FBI honey is like that though, it's probably more like that kind of store brand "honey syrup" that is 90% artificial ingredients and mainly just contains "honey flavouring" but no actual honey.
Just in case anyone doesn't know, if your honey crystalizes, you can just warm it back up in warm water or even in the microwave and it'll turn right back into honey. When your honey crystalizes that's how you know it's real honey.
Oh, thanks for letting me know about the warm water trick, I knew about the microwave one, but the container it is in isn't microwave safe, so warm water would be an ideal solution.
(I don't know the word for "bee place"
idk if you care but it's apiary
I don't know if it will ever come up, but if it does, I'll know now, thanks!
I think it's that hot honey I keep seeing when I'm buying sauces. I really want to try it, but it's a whole bottle and I don't want to waste a purchase if it isn't any good.
Oh I've had hot honey, it's amazing. That would make sense. I didn't realize I already fell for the honeypot, shit.
Enough drugs to forget about the Matrix.
Some speciality blend from some fancy country probably
It's that honey from the plant in that one Junji Ito story
If it's not clover honey they're not trying hard enough. But with all the adulterated honey going around who knows?
It's vegan honey.
From what I've heard the FBI does a lot of research on you first and sends the perfect type of honey they think you'll like.
It's nice to think someone puts so much thought into you like that
The FBI uses hallucinogenic honey to honor the MKULTRA program. https://www.atlasobscura.com/foods/mad-honey-red-hallucinogen