this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2024
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[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 134 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] zaphod@feddit.de 24 points 8 months ago

Thank you, I came here to comment that he looks like a turtle and there it already is, this masterpiece.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 9 points 8 months ago

This man is turtley enough for the turtle club

[–] opitech@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 months ago
[–] eerongal@ttrpg.network 66 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

You won the Internet today. Thanks for posting that. Literally burst out laughing.

[–] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 35 points 8 months ago

"aww hell yeah look at those fuckin rocks yes"

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 31 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Identifying Rocks

"Yep, it's rocks."

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

That'll be $12 please

[–] mineralfellow@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago

I actually know him. Incredible guy. Was really pivotal in the discovery of the importance of the impact killing the dinosaurs.

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 16 points 8 months ago
[–] aggelalex@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The Dutch John Smith. Very common first and last names here.

[–] CareHare@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

Last name, sure, first name though... There are some older Jans, but the younger ones are few and far between. At least where I live.

[–] bmsok@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] casmael@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

Hey that is pretty neat!

[–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 1 points 8 months ago

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[–] casmael@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

Okay but why does he look like shai hulud, the giant sand worm of arakis?

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Looks like he's about to squawk like a chicken.
PTAAAAWK...!

[–] kindenough@kbin.social 1 points 8 months ago
[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

A.I. is becoming too powerful.