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submitted 7 months ago by blakeus12@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net

i'll start. i saw a ask reddit post saying something along the lines of "men of reddit whats something women can't understand" and the comments were just. oh my god. the main one that made me want to puke was "when dudes walk by each other and nod" and the whole fucking thread was just fedoras with arms soypogging like it was some secret language or something. "when you nod upwards, it means respect!!!!!1!!11 when you nod downwards its aggression!!!1!11!!!!!" as if women dont do the same shit.

do you guys have something similar to share?

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[-] axont@hexbear.net 63 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I know everyone here is talking about how they're all racist turbo reactionaries. That's true but what does it for me is when they'll type out song lyrics to one another, line by line, like they're doing karaoke by mail. Not even obscure songs. There are probably at least five comment threads per day repeating the lyrics of Bohemian Rhapsody. Yes reddit I've seen Wayne's World

That's probably what I hate most about reddit. It's how they valorize very well known things but act like they're part of a special club for enjoying it. They will make posts like "Heh, bet none of you will recognize this ancient, forgotten gem of a game: Sonic Adventure 2!" and then they'll all pile in to mention they also remember Sonic Adventure 2 and someone will do a comment thread doing the Live and Learn song one sentence at a time. And they do this every single day clapping like seals at seaworld

[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 36 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I fucking hate this shit. If you're looking for any good information anywhere on reddit-logo, you have to wade through ten pages of people making the same joke back and forth but worse every time, or quoting Super Troopers, or song lyrics, or "I also choose this guy's wife" bullshit. It's on every fucking thread, it's always the top comment(s), and it's always the same.

[-] PaX@hexbear.net 34 points 7 months ago

And my axe!

Edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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[-] Gosplan14_the_Third@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago

That's probably what I hate most about reddit. It's how they valorize very well known things but act like they're part of a special club for enjoying it.

Reddit is Facebook for Millennials

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[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 49 points 7 months ago

I'm gonna be honest, as an autistic transfem the "bro nod" shit really fucks with me because I'm like "am I demonstrating my male socialization right now or is this normal"

[-] TawnyFroggy@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago

New type of dysphoria unlocked

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[-] casskaydee@hexbear.net 47 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I'll never forget the time I commented on a thread in /r/BreadTube saying simply that Abraham Lincoln was a liberal, and it quickly became my most downvoted comment of all time. There was a response that had like 300 updoots simply saying "nuclear level take" and shortly after I was banned from /r/BreadTube. To this day I still don't know what those people think Lincoln's ideology was.

[-] WaterBowlSlime@lemmygrad.ml 43 points 7 months ago

Hearing the way Americans talk about Lincoln, you'd think they've got him confused with John Brown or Lenin.

[-] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 37 points 7 months ago

"If I could save the Union without freeing any slave, I would do it, and if I could save it by freeing all the slaves, I would do it, and if I could save it by freeing some and leaving others alone, I would also do that."

-Abraham Lincoln.

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[-] beef_curds@hexbear.net 41 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

One libertarian calling another one a tankie because he wasn't opposed to a tax on doordash.

This was a couple years ago before tankie was being used by everyone.

[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 36 points 7 months ago

There's a legendary post of a kid talking shit in a thread using the most egregious "As a black MAN" voice and saying racist shit, until someone looked thru his comment history and found an old post of him at prom

Literally a red-headed, baby faced cracker in a Tuxedo with red chipmunk cheeks and the goofiest freshman hair cut, it blew up and even the racist subs were making fun of him, it was around 2017-2018

[-] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago

Makes me think of the kid that doubled down on not going down on a woman because "squirt is just piss and I ain't getting piss all over my face"

Then they had to create /r/shittyfemaleanatomy just to pick on losers like him

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[-] Angel@hexbear.net 36 points 7 months ago

The uncomfortable TRUTH of Reddit's cringiness, bigotry, and chudiness. This list contains mentions of transphobia, racism, and right-wing politics.

  • The excess of sexual content, especially a lot of the same unoriginal, horny shit being posted over and over again.
  • Libshits treating Biden and other liberal hack politicans as martyrs constantly and constantly.
  • Typical Redditisms like "updoots to the left" (I guess this one became a shit ton more ironic as time went on, but you get what I mean.)
  • Racism. Just flat out racism. And also AITAs that needlessly bring in identity on top of that. It's so fucking common for posts to say shit like "AITA for yelling at my black friend because I thought he stole my wallet?" or "AITA because I'm uncomfortable around my trans sister who is a staunch ethical vegan?". These are literally just enabling bigotry by aiming to use identity to ignite an association of negative traits.
  • The tendency for conservatives on Reddit to make their ideology sound innocent by saying "stop oppressing me for simply wanting small government and low taxes!". People would enable this victim complex shit A LOT!
  • Even seemingly positive and leftist communities letting really awful rhetoric slip by, often times when it's against the rules. Like how many transmedicalists could sneak into r/asktransgender and get away with it, even though mods are saying "It's completely against the rules to promote transmedicalism here!". Yeah right!
  • Posting very uninteresting and boring things and trying to pass them off as interesting or noteworthy, like that fucker who posted something like him writing January 1, 2017 when it was actually January 1, 2018. sO RElAtABLe AMiritE 🤣🤣🤣🤣
  • Treating mainstream and popular content like it's some hidden, underground shit.

"Have you guys heard this album called "In the Aeroplane Over the Sea"!? Heh, probably not. You all got shitty, immature taste and like POP and cRAP. As you can see, I only listen to REAL music."

  • Misinformation on top of misinformation on top of misinformation on top of misinformation.
  • The smugness. The pretentious aspect of these basement dwelling no-lifes. They're so unaware of how fucking lame they are that the true cringe will always be in them thinking that all of those aforementioned examples make them "kewl and "edge". I'm hoping for as many of them as possible to grow out of it one day.

Fuck Reddit. I could list more obviously, but I decided to cap it at 10 points just to not go too crazy in length on how much I despise that toilet of a site.

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

One that irked me today is Redditors learning something for the first time in one thread, then bringing it up in another thread shortly after like they've always been an expert.

[-] Oni@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago

The worst is when this happens in real life. It's a coworkers delight to bring up some bullshit you just know they saw on the front page like it's hidden history.

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[-] pudcollar@hexbear.net 35 points 7 months ago

Here's some low-hanging fruit I can't believe hasn't been mentioned yet: /r/unpopularopinion which is just a soapbox for reactionary hot takes. Speaking of, /r/PoliticalCompassMemes being full of open Nazis

[-] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 29 points 7 months ago

smuglord Nuh uh! They're not all Nazis, that redditor with the username /u/KillTheBlacks1488 has a "lib-left" flair! Why do you hate free speech and the marketplace of ideas?

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago

They have every stripe of political opinion from nazis, to nazis pretending to be liberals, to nazis pretending to be socialists.

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago

You forgot Nazis that think they're liberals, liberals that think they're leftists and liberals that think they're not fascists

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[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 35 points 7 months ago

Fellas, is it gay to wave hello?

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[-] Posadas@hexbear.net 34 points 7 months ago

Everything on r/chapotraphouse

[-] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago

I've never seen so many liberals in one place in my life.

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago

Thanking an SS grandpa for his service.

[-] Poison_Ivy@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago

Whenever any thread is full of shitty puns and jokes and I need to scroll for 20 min before finding someone to explain the context of a post

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[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 7 months ago

Every single AITA post ever posted. Beyond absolute shit.

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Imagine turning to Reddit for life advice...

I'd rather go to an astrologer, and I hate astrology. Probably get more helpful and well adjusted advice from astrologers too.

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[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago

I had a fascist in my local subreddit try to convince me that capitalism wasn't real and is a fiction invented by Marxists

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[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago

The way gaming subreddits talk about devs. /r/pathofexile is full of some of the most entitled g*mers in the platform, which is obviously a bold claim. Minor bug on release day? Mobs dealing too much damage to your character that you rushed through the campaign and early maps with no gear? Worse performance (which is probably just your PC recompiling shaders, and it's gonna end up running the same or better than before)? The devs are clearly useless, China is ruining the game, they hate the players, etc etc.

It's obviously not as bad as how racist and chauvinist other subs get, but it's very cringe to get so worked up over an online PVE game. Get a grip.

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[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago

Any country subreddit that isn't white and English speaking is just racist white sexpests looking down on the locals and whining about how racist everyone is to white people.

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago

Any country subreddit that is white is also full of racist white people talking about how much they hate the homeless

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[-] Egon@hexbear.net 30 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"Upvote [thing] so [thing] is first result when people search [thing] on google images" was always just the most dog-brained posts to me.

Apart from that? Yeah the dumbass posts about what women don't understand that are just regurgitating popular culture "Oh sometimes we just don't think, we're just so simple and straightforward, we're really horny" just the least curious introspective shit.

The dumbass chains of stale puns with thousands of upvotes.

The absolute debatelord energy.

The "oh I guess the CCP BOTS ARE OUT TODAY" posts.

The absolute lack of curiosity that oozes from most posts on that site.

Every subreddit for a popular culture thing is just full of people being horny for the characters and any attempt at deeper discourse is actively looked down upon.

Civility fetishism by smug assholes. Same thing lemmylibs do - Show up and say something horrendous or incredibly condescending, but because you didn't use a mean word, then that means you're not actually being shitty. Also linked to lack of curiosity.

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[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 30 points 7 months ago

The site's logo is the height of cringe.

But probably whenever US army chuds talk about sex tourism, or frankly anything military related. Eeeesh.

[-] Gosplan14_the_Third@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago

Really, going to Reddit outside of very niche subreddit means you're going to be feeling like you're eternally in 2016. Cringy, obsolete memes and references, the same propaganda being posted every day and getting thousands of upvotes, nothing changing at all.

[-] FactuallyUnscrupulou@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Reddit has gone down hill from 2016 too. I genuinely think it's just a big migration pattern from one social media platform to the next. The idiots started in YouTube comments, then Facebook around 2016, Twitter has really gotten fucked since the pandemic, and now it's moved to Reddit. It's in the same vein that chuds simply can't keep to themselves on social media, they have to feel like they're involved in the discourse.

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[-] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago

when you nod upwards, it means respect, when you nod downwards its aggression

uh and they clearly don't understand the nods. A nod downward is respect and acknowledgement, usually towards a stranger, conveying an aloof friendliness, while a nod upward is like "what's up," often towards a friend, warmer, like the head nod equivalent of dapping someone up

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago

The shermanposting subreddit. Their hearts are mostly in the right place, but god damn are they severely hampered by nationalist and American exceptionalist brainworms. Actually that dovetails with another cringe redditism: libs calling people traitors and insurrectionists and shit. It's such larping and it only serves to make the target of your ire sound way cooler than you. You can just tell when you read those comments that the people making them are thrilled to have some kind of relief from ppst-end of history alienation, to have some kind of historical conflict to participate in and people to participate in it with through the medium of heroic speeches and shallow redditisms.

[-] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago

Wredditors when woman is on screen:

Other than that, the endless reference threads, "omg ccp shill", "-1000000 social credit", and just the general arrogance.

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[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago

The passport bros subreddit.

A hive of racist sexpests. No idea how it's allowed to stay up.

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago

Because reddit admins are a hive of racist sexpests.

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[-] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago

There were subreddits that were creeps taking pictures of women on the street. It was a main subreðit.

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[-] TeddyKila@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The

CW:SVAsk-a-rapist thread was gross

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[-] itappearsthat@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago

anything within a light year of "I'm a manly man and this is how a proper man should do sex" type pseudo-ironic-bravado posts

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[-] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Literally anything that even hints at being related to china on reddit. lukashenko-tired

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

All the dumb redditisms that get repeated over and over and over ad nauseum but still get upvoted every single time some chucklefuck chokes one out.

cw psychic damageAnne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. r/dadjokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.

Edit: This blew up. RIP my inbox.

Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger

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[-] bunnygirl@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago

there was a subreddit called like emojipolice or sth

they would literally just go around rping as cops whenever ppl used emojis and yelling about Instagram normies n shit

extremely odd behaviour

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[-] ryepunk@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago

Last week after state of the union speech, redditors were all like, "well this is all the proof we need that Biden has still fucking got it! He could talk coherently, mostly, for over an hour? I can't do that so clearly he'll be a good president and mop the floor with trump." And like 10 variations on that theme. No mention of the policies he's pushing or anything, just redditors thinking back to their ice cream Joe memes and not caring about how everything is falling apart for the bottom 60% of people (probably more and rising). I fucking hope he loses, and dies. I hope America suffers and implodes so the rest of the world won't face the blowback, even though I know it will devastate everything because American tendrils are hooked into everything.

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

man i been nursing this gripe for a while, but once on the bass sub, someone made a post about how their parents kept discouraging them in pursuing their hobby, and this absolute freak showed up and ranted about how they're a lazy piece of shit who needs to grow up, and anyone who was supporting them just had daddy or mommy issues they need to get over. he was very vehement and angry and would reply to anyone telling him to chill with needlessly personal barbs about how their parents probably hate them for a reason. Of course, as a responsible Chapoposter I checked the comment history, and he had a long history of getting insanely angry and rude over the tiniest disagreement, often accusing other people of being aggro and sensitive.

anyway i found his posts on an incest roleplay sub and linked it to him and that pretty much ended the discussion.

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[-] IMF_DOOM@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago

unironicly think people who just post horny memes objectifying and degrading women on like r/animemes or whatever all the time should be taken out and shot

::: spoiler this accidentally turned into a rant about me being creeped on in reddit dms when i was still a minor even worse for people who do that but for femboys / trans people and then expect applause for sexually objectifying queer people instead with this fucking ~~under~~overcurrent of "you should be grateful that i want to fuck you and then toss you aside, the other guys want to kill you". especially bad if the cropped hentai posted is shota or some shit (people used to do this on r/196 in the fucking early days of its creation long before the tankie purge but also before the purge of explicit pedophiles (who iirc claimed that telling them to stop posting lewd drawn images of children was "suppressing their queer identity" which is just such a fucking disgusting thing to say even leaving aside the ammunition it gives to pedojacketer conservatives (the purge did basically nothing though except make them stop openly declaring as i can personally attest given that because i mentioned a few times that i was a femboy and shit i had some late guy in his late 20s start to DM me sexually on there despite it literally saying that i was only 16 or 17 at the time and despite me blocking him multiple times he literally just fucking kept dming me from alts for like two or three weeks or so (no prizes for guessing that he was a funny-clown-hammer fan)))). anyway that experience basically started me down the path of becoming an unironic misandrist

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