I hope they boiled the plastic seasoning bag just to really make this a cursed meal.
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Either that or they threw in somebody's leopard print coin purse in the upper left.
I kept looking at that trying to figure out what it was. When my creole uncle used to make these boils the stuff was covered in seasoning after being dumped out. Not even a speck of pepper on this is incredibly sad
no seasoning or butter or anything? pickles?? mf ravioli?????
Don't forget about the raw garlic and string beans.
Also, uncut, full okra.
yum slime!
I also see what looks like half of a lemon in the top left. I just noticed the brussels sprouts too lol
oh god why oh god
I'm assuming they just squeezed the lemon over everything after pouring the pot out, and given all the other shit that's going on there it's honestly one of the more normal things they did.
Brussel sprouts are great.. when cooked well and seasoned in literally any way that is
When I was growing up in poverty, a favorite meal to make myself was to cook a box of pasta, dump in a bag of frozen brussels sprouts in the last minute or so of cooking, and then mix it all together with some teriyaki sauce. Not the best or the healthiest, but it would make two meals worth of food for like $2 lol.
That's a classic. And you can swap out the sauce to change the flavour a bit if you want variety.
I'm not even willing to give them benefit of the doubt on pickles looks like these mf's boiled cucumber green beams and Brussel sprouts in there.
The seasoning is in the boiling liquid.
lead microplastics and other assorted forever chemicals yum yum
All I see is corn.
I see full potatoes, ok, wait, with eyes growing? Umm. Green sprouting potatoes are toxic, especially the eye part, right?
Toxic but more like a tummy ache toxic unless you are a child or bug (afaik). It's kinda like how Tomatoes have toxins in their stem and leaves and a tiny bit in their fruit but it's ok.
Unfortunately, more toxic than that. Green potatoes contain high amounts of solanine,; its toxic. I can't eat potatoes because I've had solanine poisoning from eating green potatoes and now any amount of potato skin triggers hives.
i already know there's not a pinch of Old Bay on that table
As a 
sometimes i see pictures of meat that look good and I feel conflicted. This is not one of those times 🤮
White people moment.
Carnism is a brain disease
You claim to oppose carnism, and yet you object to people throwing pasta in with their crawfish.
my brain simply refused to see the ravioli until you pointed it out, and i'll never forgive you
Pickles and ravioli?!?!? Lmao way to ruin some perfectly good crawfish homie haha
Don't worry, they have an unused spice bag siting on it and raw garlic scattered about.
What is that thing in the middle? A crab?
I think it's a spice bag.
What kind? White person Eldritch spice mix?
Dehydrated Mayo
it's ok they put cajun spice mix in it, so its not british
Is that asparagus and French beans?
Well there's your problem: somebody confused the Krabby Patty formula with the ritual to read the Krabby Patty formula
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
dog! I see a good boy there! 
I can't think of a worse way to prepare food. More than half that food is going to waste, so nasty and disgusting. I'm going to invent a time machine, find the mother of the person who came up wtih seafood boil, and teach her to teach her child not to play with his food.
Then I'm going to do something more productive with that food, like not mix it with animals from the sea.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/samanthawieder/we-need-to-talk-about-how-fucking-gross-seafood-is
Veggie roundup:
Corn
Okra (is that normal?)
Asparagus?
Green beans?
Pickles?? (did they boil those?!)
Brussels sprouts??? (Why? Just why?)
RAV-I-OLI! RAV-I-OLI!!!
You WILL eat ze bugs
good thing the trash can is nearby
What the fuck is this, though?
Is that a tongue? Banana? Penis?
Mmm boiled pickel