this post was submitted on 10 Mar 2024
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[–] Splatterphace@lemm.ee 59 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

"Yes I am looking directly at it."

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago
[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A sandwich but it's fecal matter instead 👍👍

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 35 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thanks, I have a feeling this is going to come in very handy 😄

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Another banger! Have one of my favorites in return!

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Always happy for a good crowder replacement.

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

The Hipstet Utseende.

[–] GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I'm sorry but we're going to have to ask you to leave.

(I feel like this might read bad... It's just a joke! ;P)

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

We would have accepted "get the fuck out."

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Remember to make a batch of half and half peanut butter and bologna for Halloween.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 years ago

I love the way your mind works

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pocketing this for April 1st

[–] Bleach7297@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's still a ways off, you'll ruin your pants.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I shat them years ago they're perfect for this.

[–] DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] orphiebaby@lemm.ee -1 points 2 years ago

c/stupidfood

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

I would absolutely eat like 10 of these in one sitting

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Glass of water but it's actually concentrated prussic acid.

[–] p1mrx@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Seems risky, because people don't expect chocolate to need refrigeration.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Found the guy who isn't from Arizona

Okay I might just make these and leave them in the break room at work

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The Bologna Cup sounds like an award for excellence in disinformation.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 years ago

Brb going to make an award panel, similar to the razzy award for acting.

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

I thought it was a soccer derby.

[–] TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

am i insane for actually wanting to try this

[–] ShadowCatEXE@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Don’t forget to add a layer of mayonnaise in between the bologna.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Everyday We Stray Further From God's Light

[–] pdnq@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why is this mortadella without fat? A vegan one? Heresy!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Because it's not mortadella. It's American bologna, which is just a solid pink mass in the same shape of, but otherwise wholly distinct from actual sausage.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
[–] Starkstruck@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Usually I am against involving the police in non-violent situations....but I'm calling the police

[–] Fridgeratr@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Must resist downvoting......

[–] blahsay@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] readthemessage@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 2 years ago
[–] orphiebaby@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago

c/stupidfood, please