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[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago

Broke: bodies and spaces

Woke: n-bodies and spacetime

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

Yes I'm aware this is the solar system problem and not the n-body problem.

[-] Comradesexual@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 8 months ago

I'm so hot I must be from the Sun. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

[-] ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 8 months ago

Your hotness would make even the sun boil cutey ๐Ÿ˜˜

[-] Comradesexual@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 8 months ago

๐Ÿฅบ โฃ๏ธ

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

I'm so mercurypilled that you can call me Freddie

[-] oregoncom@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

hey that's anti-Italian discrimination!

Where do planetoids and asteroids factor into this?

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago

anyone who's ever called themselves a smol bean

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

I'm from that rock that orbits in a sort of cashew shape in Earth's orbital path

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Cruithne

Your pronouns could be thne/thner

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

What about dark gender, or anti-gender? Come to think of it if we're getting into gender physics, what about spooky gender at a distance?

[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

I'm from Earth. Don't know what you all are talking about

[-] blakeus12@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

im from the secret planet in the lagrange point behind the sun

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I'm from Mars, but someone put some rocks from Venus in my pockets when I was born

Or maybe it's an exoplanet with a similar composition, who knows or cares

this post was submitted on 29 Feb 2024
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