Assault, rape and public indecency on the very last game I played.

Before such particular game, I'd be arrested for animal cruelty, illegal possession of unregistered firearms, murder, trespassing, drug fabrication, violation of every architectural/engineering rule/standard, building without a permit on land I don't own, slavery and human trafficking.

Pounding enemy cities into submission with catapults.

Building a self sustainable underwater home, and not paying taxes on said home.

Delivering pizzas (Death Stranding)

Illegally occupying the Chernobyl exclusion zone and selling the anomalous artifacts within.

Covering up the sun (Dyson sphere program)

Assault and battery, serial murder or at least manslaughter I guess, arson, theft, looting ancient burial sites, hunting endangered species, regicide, trespassing, making rude gestures at a a dog.

Trespassing (minecraft parkour)

Constructing a wood and stone platform in a void world without a permit. Surely that's only worth a fine and a warning.

I may also have stabbed one or two uh, dozen, orcs in my dark room.

Stopping criminal acts by means of self-righteous extreme violence, and littering the streets of the city with the bodies of almost dead criminals

Murdering cultists and monsters while traveling through time, all while trying to save reality from the void. Hopefully the Hague will give me a pass on all the murder, even if it doesn't exist in my timeline.

Is pulling a previously used cryosphere through a temporal rift before it is used a crime?

Intentionally getting several Kerbals stranded on another planet.

Cheating at Poker

Destruction of the afterlife but not the trademarked one the one inside Arasaka NC HQ.

Animal abuse

Starting a cult.

Looking for a bunch of cats with a help of a time machine

Ah shit I just virus bombed a planet.

Cheating at poker I guess?

blowing up my neighbourhood by failing to defuse a landmine

Using plasma arrows within city limits.

Excessive use of portable mini nukes?

Animal fighting for money

For mining the ground of all minerals and killing too many loot bugs.

Spreading managed democracy.

Killing the entire population of Mos Eisley Cantina and destroying all its property for studs.

Dying approximately 4,000 times while trying to climb a mountain to collect a single strawberry. (Worth.)

Stacking up colorful bricks

pollution, destruction of nature, illegal mining operations, destruction of property, stealing and animal abuse

Driving semi trucks through mud pits that the game has the gaul to refer to as roads.

Taiko no Tatsujin: Rythem Festival... Guess I'm getting arrested for playing taiko in the streets to try and whip up excitement so I can get invited to the big tournament at that the Thunder Shrine?

[edit] Or getting arrested for eating another drum's food

arrested for photographing some abandoned urban environments 😅

honestly that doesn't seem too much of a stretch

Game was Interior Worlds btw for any interested.