[-] iamtrashman1312@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

he looks and acts like a guy who would rape a hot dog bun after two shots of tequila.

No notes, perfect

[-] iamtrashman1312@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

To make driving more appealing, I suggest living in an unwalkable American Midwest purgatory where there's fuck-all to do but watch tractors circle fields or meth

You will begin to associate the positive emotions of escape and freedom with driving, which will make you enjoy it a lot more

Your mileage may vary, but it worked great for me

[-] iamtrashman1312@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago

I'm so glad someone added a single dot over the word "fuck" so I couldn't read it and get offended, whew

[-] iamtrashman1312@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago

Union worker myself. I am also baffled by the strong conservative undercurrent in my fellows' views. Don't know how they sustain it.

[-] iamtrashman1312@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago

and his complaints that the GOP was too focused on “religious liberty” instead of “Christian nation-ism.”

This mouldering motherfucker really thought no one would notice what he was saying if he dropped an "al" from the middle of a word

[-] iamtrashman1312@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago

Cool, now actually enforce that judgment

[-] iamtrashman1312@lemmy.world 69 points 9 months ago

"You callin my girl fat you piece of shit?!"

[-] iamtrashman1312@lemmy.world 122 points 1 year ago

I don't know which I love more: that there are still people maintaining support for the Nintendo motherfucking Wii News Channel, or that there are still people checking it.

[-] iamtrashman1312@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

A merry fellow, of course, he says so right in his song

[-] iamtrashman1312@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

I looked into this one before, it is not an actual Ben Garrison piece. The fact that I had to check says a fair amount on its own, though, yeah?

[-] iamtrashman1312@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

My favorite was people clearly trying to rephrase popular posts for cheap upvotes

"LPT: Spending money is something you don't have to do every day"

"LPT: wasting money is financially detrimental"

"LPT: Saving money is a good way to save money"

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