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Context: The CEO of Tumblr has been publicly melting down about a transfem user for days

Sadly he deleted this absolute banger of a post

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[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 58 points 1 year ago

Bigtittycockgf posted adult content?

That's disgusting! Where? hyperflush

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's me, laddies, the irishbigcockgirl, top 'o the mornin' to ya

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

But my mother calls me Tipp. Tipp Fitzpatrick!

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One person came up with all these absolute bangers?

[–] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

They're .1% of Brace's alts

[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cumspangler. Yeah i salute the cumsplangled banner. rat-salute-2

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

In this house, we stand erect for the flag

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

If I was CEO of a tech company I would simply make my money and not use social media at all

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 year ago

I feel like there's a cute SFW comic over this premise waiting to happen.

Catgirl suddenly appears to be choking, someone starts the Heimlich manouvre, but then she horks up a litre of tangled hair and bile over the Important Businessman in at the next table.

'It's not just ears and a tail, you simpleminded perverts."

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

brb see you losers later on my new account: cumspangler

[–] MorelaakIsBack@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

self-report with the force of a hydrogen bomb

[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

Im claiming sapiosexual-breeder and you can't have it! (We can't have the same account name)

[–] IsThisLoss@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

Even with the provided context, wut

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess their followers know? sicko-yes

[–] buh@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

burgerfootjob 🇺🇸🍔🦅

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

so fuckin good

[–] RedQuestionAsker2@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Love that she had to have both bigtittycockgf and bigcocktittygf

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

is this a list he's personally collated, or is he using his authority within tumblr to have people extract this data for him? I need so much more context I'm dying here

[–] SnowySkyes@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

A+ account names IMO. If only I could get out of my millennial brain and start making funny shit like that.

I would also legit just take catgirlhairball as a username.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

I only knew about catgirlforeskin, this is incredible. Also predstrogen 'n' bredstrogen, name a more iconic duo

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

bigtittycockgf: mac-stare

bigcocktittygf: charlie-stare

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

irishbigcockgirl anti-thatcher-action

[–] Ideology@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago
[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

showersharts here

This guy is exactly the sort of weirdo who should be CEO of Tumblr. Not just some suit who sees it as a money-making opportunity, but an egotistical freak who can't help but personally engage with the users of his site.

Just like with Elon, he's clearly going to ruin the site. But it's just so appropriate. Inmates running the asylum.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] WitchHazel@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 1 year ago

Sapiosexual-breeder, reporting for duty 🫡

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

there's such beauty in the simplicity of girltaint

[–] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I heard Matt Mullenweg yelling these names angrily as I read this

[–] Raebxeh@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago