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[-] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 6 months ago

I don't want to sound ableist, but I think you need to put more skin in the game

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

You sound very disableist right now

[-] theodewere@kbin.social 8 points 6 months ago

showing who you really are underneath is what a good selfie is all about 10/10

[-] reversebananimals@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago
[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 6 months ago

My ex-wife's yoga tutor said I had a great pelvic bowl!

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Mine's full of shit

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

0/10, show more skin.

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago

How it's selfie if I see both your hands? Hm?!

[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Thanks I've cultivated them myself

[-] juxta@reddthat.com 5 points 6 months ago

The blur made me think " Yes! A nude female patrick star!" I have been let down.

[-] z500@startrek.website 4 points 6 months ago

12/10

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Streamlined to the bone

[-] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Where's your peepee mister

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago
[-] Toes@ani.social 2 points 6 months ago
[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

What's wrong with his penis?

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

What penis? Those are udders.

[-] dingus@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

It's great to finally see people post pics of themselves without a filter nowadays.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Skins are such an intrusive edit

[-] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Why nips tho

this post was submitted on 24 Feb 2024
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