knew a guy who allegedly spanked obama when he was 6 (hexbear.net)

submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by WhyEssEff@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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this isn't a bit, I knew this guy at summer camp whose dads are local real estate guys in chicago. big enough in the democratic party that one of them held a spot in the illinois state senate through being appointed to it by Lori Lightfoot due to a vacancy or smth. on the 2008 campaign trail they hosted a democratic party fundraiser that obama spoke at and the lil' guy somehow walked up right behind obama either during the socialite gathering bit or mid-speech (don't remember exactly) and slapped him on the ass.

cool dude, we were really close for about 8 years, managed to be enough of a pain in the ass to his property-tyrant parents that he got sent up to a troubled teens front retreat one summer and I never heard from him again.

I only remembered this because I was wondering if there was anything interesting enough that I know for me to call into the trueanon tip line

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[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Would you kill baby hitler?

Stale, not edgy

Would you spank baby obama?

Hoooo boy

[-] beef_curds@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

When I read the title I said to myself, "what is this, the trueanon tip line?" So I think you're good to call. Lmao

[-] Zymi@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

I whacked Bill Clinton when I was like ten, but it was on his chest instead of his ass.

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

this is why we need to get our babies into strength training. children are the only people that presidents will allow within striking distance. a one-inch punch directly in the throat from a powerful toddler could send joe biden to the hospital.