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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Hold on, I’m getting reports that NYC and everyone living there has actually been cloned to keep up appearances and not startle the libs (communists). Real patriots know the truth. Trust the plan!

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[-] TimeTravel_0@hexbear.net 41 points 8 months ago

151 of these mfs put the pray emoji like they dont have wet dreams of nuking nyc themselves

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 33 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

or they're praying it's real/becomes real

chuds use that emoji like we use inshallah-script here

[-] asg101@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago

If they targeted Wall Street I would not shed a tear.

[-] Thief_of_Crows@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago

Thankfully, there are no other buildings in NYC within range of a nuclear bomb

[-] asg101@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

eggs, omelettes...

[-] THIRD_WORLDIST@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago

shrug emote

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Damn RIP to Trump and hello to clone Trump!

[-] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 16 points 8 months ago

He died for our sins joever

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

I knew this would happen if i posted hard enough

[-] TheDialectic@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I am excited for when AI video and the declining cognitive functions of boomers hit an equilibrium point. Imagine with this real looking video? It'd be like the Orson wells broadcast but for real

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 8 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

习近平, General Secretary of the Communist Party of China had this to say:

哈哈哈,get rekt, 为人民服务

He was then seen washing his hands with a bottle of 农夫山泉 brand bottled water while squatting in a back alley of Beijing wearing a white singlet after a succulent Chinese meal consisting of scallion noodles and 冰粉

He proceeded to crack open an 二锅头, taking sips right out the bottle while rubbing his stomach and watching a street side game of mahjong.

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

sorry, i thought that button dispensed froyo

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

"The Video" as in there is only a single piece of evidence that new york was vaporized (just as God intended)

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

I love living in a normal country where thousands of people march in Texas, expecting the resurrection of a member from the Kennedy family who’s been dead for decades now. And no one in charge thinks that’s a problem worth inspecting the roots of.

[-] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

Imagine starting a troll war where you pretend that NYC got nuked and they're covering it up

It'd be so fucking easy to do if you could just get a few hundred people dedicated to the cause to post for a few hours, and maybe a couple of convincing deepfake vids

[-] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 8 months ago
[-] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago
[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

Ahhh ye olde Nibelhiem racket.

[-] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago
[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago

The La Li Lu Le Lo??!

[-] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago

The madlad finally answered our calls for xi-plz and fucking did it xigma-male

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