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[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 86 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This would be way funnier if the age was revealed at the end.

be me
balls deep in milf
guy catches me
drags me out of bed by my foot
cuts my dick with a knife
couldn't walk for 2 years
0 yo

[-] z500@startrek.website 33 points 10 months ago

My eyes skipped right over the 0 yo part, and it was quite droll

[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Couldn’t walk for 2 years is a good enough hint that it’s a newborn.

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 77 points 10 months ago

You just call your own mom a milf...?

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 68 points 10 months ago

Hell yeah, my mom’s a milf. A matriarchal introducer of love and fun.

[-] De_Narm@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

Just for good meassure I've searched the term and it seems like people kind of forgot it's an acronym. Most definitions just say 'attractive older woman'.

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Which is what I thought cougar described. Kids these days!

Edit: this has created a short comment chain that I adore..

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

No, a cougar is specifically on the prowl for fresh, young meat.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 10 points 10 months ago
[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago
[-] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago
[-] Ironfist@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

well, yes! Hurry up! Get your cougar!

[-] nieceandtows@programming.dev 19 points 10 months ago

I thought cougar was for women actively hunting for prey.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Even older part isn't relevant anymore. A 22 year old with a toddler is called milf.

THAT'S NOT WHAT IT MEANS.

[-] shasta@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago
[-] TheBat@lemmy.world -1 points 10 months ago

Nope.

MILF is someone who is considered attractive by peers of her children. Think Stacey's mom. So the theoretical milf can't be younger than 30.

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 10 months ago

You're right. American Pie corroborates your findings.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Of course it does. That was when the word still hadn't lost its meaning.

[-] ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 13 points 10 months ago

His name is Oedipus.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 7 points 10 months ago

Freud thought so

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago

I bet you also cried. What a cuck

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 29 points 10 months ago

Didn’t learn to walk until age 2?

[-] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 10 months ago

What, you think he came outta the pussy drawing Mozart? At age 6, he was born without a mouth.

[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 22 points 10 months ago

cuts my dick with a knife

...what?

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 71 points 10 months ago

Male genital mutilation, or Circumcision in American English

[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 6 points 10 months ago

Ah, got it. Thanks.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 24 points 10 months ago

In America and other Muslim countries, they mutilate the genitals of baby boys upon being born

[-] PatFussy@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago

First step of being a real man is getting your dick cut clean off. Everybody knows that

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 7 points 10 months ago

A real man would never have had the dick to begin with.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 10 months ago

your body is touching a dick 24/7. super gay

[-] Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 10 months ago

Circumcision

[-] radix@lemm.ee 16 points 10 months ago

what is this google ass font

[-] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 10 months ago

Calls his own mom a milf. Most sane 4channer.

[-] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago

That is NOT a proper Haiku. 5-7-5, dude!

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago
[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

Is the MHLF....his own?

this post was submitted on 08 Feb 2024
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