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[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 77 points 10 months ago

You just call your own mom a milf...?

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 68 points 10 months ago

Hell yeah, my mom’s a milf. A matriarchal introducer of love and fun.

[-] De_Narm@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

Just for good meassure I've searched the term and it seems like people kind of forgot it's an acronym. Most definitions just say 'attractive older woman'.

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Which is what I thought cougar described. Kids these days!

Edit: this has created a short comment chain that I adore..

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

No, a cougar is specifically on the prowl for fresh, young meat.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 10 points 10 months ago
[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago
[-] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago
[-] Ironfist@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

well, yes! Hurry up! Get your cougar!

[-] nieceandtows@programming.dev 19 points 10 months ago

I thought cougar was for women actively hunting for prey.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Even older part isn't relevant anymore. A 22 year old with a toddler is called milf.

THAT'S NOT WHAT IT MEANS.

[-] shasta@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago
[-] TheBat@lemmy.world -1 points 10 months ago

Nope.

MILF is someone who is considered attractive by peers of her children. Think Stacey's mom. So the theoretical milf can't be younger than 30.

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 10 months ago

You're right. American Pie corroborates your findings.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Of course it does. That was when the word still hadn't lost its meaning.

[-] ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 13 points 10 months ago

His name is Oedipus.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 7 points 10 months ago

Freud thought so

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