Oh, be fair, lots of men still beat their wives and suppress their emotions.

This is a pre-boomer joke 💪

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You’re just jealous of driveway

Another dog so you can pet one with each hand.

Boomer humor is what I call it, it's succinct.

I’m Australian, but my fiancé and I tend to do the inverse. Whoever is angry sleeps on the couch.

It’s a much better system, because it incentivises trying to solve the problem

Canadian confirming that the angry party leaves the bed. Usually me because I need time to think it through, get pissy and maybe a little childish, get over being pissy and childish and then go talk about it once I've realized how I was probably wrong or have come up with a way that accurately describes how I was wronged and why that makes me angry or sad. My husband is also the type that needs to think it out before talking so it works, unfortunately his process is way slower than mine.

I don't know if it is a healthy way of dealing but it works for both of us and neither of us had healthy examples of any relationship in our lives so we take what we can get

If my wife’s mad at me for something I said or did, she’ll sleep on the couch. -American

Canadian here. The upset person sleeps on the couch. Rarely happens because our couch isn’t comfortable lol.

Yes, it's true. Source: have slept on the couch once.

I have a firm no one kicks me out of my own bed rule

Dogs being a bro. Dogs feel sorry for you when your upset or sad.

Auditioning for new wife

Its not hate. It's not toxic. It's dramatic irony. You don't have to laugh, but this isn't meant to be hurtful to anyone.

He's just renting.