Unrealistic - needs an anthropomorphic bean.
this post was submitted on 10 Nov 2026
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All 3 use linux.
And get mad at you if you use any other OS
DO YOU?
That better be TempleOS or BSD you're posting from!!!
All three are trans.
is that a new form of sudo?
Hey. I use linux sometimes, a lot, maybe.
One uses Mint, the other uses Red Star OS, and Greg uses Arch, btw
Guys, I need an F in the chat.
Today I was scrolling Lemmy and I saw a discussion about bland noodles, and someone said the Italian Rule is to make sure the water is as salty as the sea.
So I made pasta, and this time I followed the Italian Rule. Guys, the pasta was so fucking tasty. I barely even chewed it before swallowing.
Now, I don't know if it was that or the ghost pepper I put in the sauce, but I just spent the last two hours intermittently shitting My guts out in between grinding mobs in Starmourn. I wanted to go to bed more than 2 hours ago, but My guts said it was time to shit instead.
It hurt so bad, guys. And you know the worst part? It was worth it. I'm gonna do it again tomorrow 😭
You weren’t supposed to drink the water afterward.
You suffer so that we dont have to, and we love you for it. We're gonna need a day 2 morning report.
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I once went 9 days without pooping in a hospital. They wouldn't let me use the toilet (wanted me to go in a pan), so I refused to shit. They even gave me laxatives, and I beat them. The nurse said they were going to have to stick things up my ass if I don't shit soon, so I gave up my protest - though was able to use the toilet. It was painful and I clogged it with pure shit. Never again.
You refused to shit because they were trying to keep you I'm assuming safe because from the sounds of it you were confined to the bed for a reason. Stubbornness level over 9000!
I wasn't that sick, I knew I could make it to the toilet. They were just blindly following procedure where it says "illness x = no toilet" without any nuance to the rule.
They all say that until a surgeon is stapling their head shut after a fall and they're drinking lunch through a straw.
A similar thing happened to me when I had to travel a bit while having to take some antibiotics and when I got to the doctor I was on my 10th day of not pooping. She said "we'll have to clear the blockage if these laxatives won't work" and when I asked how she twirled her index finger in the air with a scary grin on her face. That night I ate a box of prunes, immediately downed a beer followed by two coffees with those laxatives and I gave birth after an hour of labour. I then unclogged the toilet after a half hour of work. Do not recommend it
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I want to make this my phone background
Nothing is stopping you.
Indeed
You should uninstall it, then.
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i go by 4 days without pooping frequently it is normal
Please see a doctor.
You should eat more fibers. That is most definitely not normal.
Normal would be pooping once a day.
Eh every other day can be normal, and up to a week is fine every once in a while under specific circumstances (fasting, after a bowel prep, etc) but 4 days or more is not a good ongoing normal and increases your risk of blockage.
Only 3? He must not eat enough cheese.
I'm gonna be the first china doesn't exist guy of lemmy.
Of course China doesn't exist, it's just Taiwan and West Taiwan.
I mean, you joke but look at what the government of Taiwan actually calls itself
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