Y'all are getting curtains? Every place I've ever voted at just gave me a desk against a wall with side flap thingies
this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2026
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Your desk was against the wall? Guess it didn't wobble around while you colored in the circles. At least that was a useful skill to retain from high school.
It still wobbled. I'm pretty sure the legs were just toothpicks balanced tip to tip
tip to tip
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Y'all got side flap thingies? We're just raw-dogging it over here, I guess.
I can't wank like that in the open. I mean I could, but people would be finding out way too soon and try to stop me.
It's an old picture from over 10 years ago from an election in Belgium. Keeps getting reposted
I like mail in ballots because I can vote with no pants on without catching shade from old men
I have nowhere else to put this but I did my mail in ballot and put it in the post office box on the 15th instead of the county collection bin thing and I am never making that mistake again because my ballot didn't get received until the 2nd and I was really worried.
And of course nobody told me about trump crippling the usps for vote suppression until after I did that :(
Dang that sucks. I mailed mine on the 20th and it was received on the 23rd.
You vote in the men's locker room at the gym?
No, my ballot box doesn't have wank curtains, just "privacy" plastic. Wank curtains are a good idea, I'll get right on adding them.
he just wants to vote with post nut clarity
Mid-nut clarity
Just the genital check Republicans demanded.
I voted only wearing underwear, at home, filling out the ballot.
Feels like I'm voting for nothing at all...
Did you take your pants off?
Old geezer is intrigued
"Oh my god, we can do that? Why didn't anyone tell me?"