i hadn't even heard about this, but apparently this was from last year? lmfao.. and he used the exact words "no beardos". It's exceedingly hard to tell what is real and what isn't anymore.
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right after he used the t slur too. iirc the beard thing specifically was an attack on black troops who commonly have a waiver for beard standards because they get really bad ingrown hairs/razor bumps if they shave too close. notably the waiver doesn't let them do whatever it just says that they don't have to be perfectly smooth since that's the cause of the problem with certain hair types, but I guess even that much is too woke for hegseth.
Did he pronounce it like “weirdo” or “hairdo”?
He pronounced like weirdo because he rhymed it with weirdo
weirdo
haha i dunno, i just read an article where he was quoted saying it
lol Nate Bargatze in the heaven section. Also lady liberty seems to be sitting this one out.
Lady Liberty sporting a beard would have been peak.
Weeping Uncle Sam is new, I think
he reverse-malfoided lady liberty!
Ooooh yeah ok that’s suitable a stand in, plus obviously this is a man’s issue baby
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RIP in peace, Nate. didn't even know u died. honk if u cri 4eva
Should've thrown in a Marx for good measure
why is Nate Bargatze in here? did he go MAGA in the years since I liked his debut standup album?
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Bargatze was the highest-grossing stand-up comic in 2024,
what in the fuck? I've heard zero from him since like 2016
Bargatze attended the UFC Freedom 250 event held at the White House.
not damning on its own but not great
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