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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

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-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

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[–] N3DSdude@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Reddit truly went to shit when it became a public company, Spez just wants to cash out, serves him fucking right Reddit stock is tanking, shit platform run by biased employees as well.

[–] CAPSLOCKED@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

ai strategy is the same

buy book, use book to train ai, destroy book.

buy reddit posts, use posts to train ai, destroy reddit

if there is a way to download all reddit text i would love to know how. it is worth preserving. reddit already deleted a lot of old posts. and banned subreddits (waterniggas for example) are already gone forever.

[–] N3DSdude@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago
[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 142 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Sorry forbad english. Am Hulk.

Hulk no like Reddit.

Hulk SMASH Reddit!

Thank.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 41 points 5 days ago

Thanks Hulk. You've done humanity a great service.

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[–] BigBoyShuanzee@aussie.zone 29 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I got banned for saying that child predators deserve to be incarcerated forever and that Nazis only reason for existence is to be target practice.

I still stand by both of these things and I hope my grandparents who fought against the Nazis are proud of me.

Fuuuuuuuuuck Reddit. Fuuuuuuuuuck Nazis and kill all Child Predators!

[–] joeschmoe@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (3 children)

When these Chinese teenagers killed that village dog and its puppies, I called to return the favour, banned. Said Russia is a blight on the world, banned. Called to torch ICE buildings and actually show some dissent in the US, banned. Reedit is such a pussy platform.

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[–] tazeycrazy@feddit.uk 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Why waste time, say lot word when few word do trick?

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[–] nothrone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

The same is happening across Lemmy. I have had many posts deleted from lemmy for allegedly breaking the rules, when they do not, not really. Power hungry mods seem to be a human attribute, not a reddit attribute. And, on lemmy, we should be doing more to stop that. I find that lemmy.world has tons of power hungry mods, such as those in pics and asklemmy.

This is an example of such a removal: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/77781886. It had 40 comments. Removed by a mod without any reasoning explained. I had to look into the modlog to find a reason. The reasoning was "not a quest, just a rambling" (paraphrased). No, it was a question, you can see the question mark there. And more important than that, it was getting the community to engage, it had 40 comments.

[–] TWeaK@lemmy.today 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Power hungry mods is one thing, reddit gave us powermods - coordinated moderators who push an agenda. Reddit admin supported powermods in the takeover of many subreddits shortly after they pushed through the API change that killed 3rd party apps.

Allegedly, Ghislaine Maxwell was a powermod in r/worldnews - and it would make sense for Epstein's associates to be among that number, given that Trump's main base started in 4chan (on /pol/, created after Epstein met 4chan's founder) and found its way through to the mainstream via reddit and r/the_donald.

But the solution to powertripping mods is the same here as on reddit: make a new community, with blackjack and hookers. Arguably this is even easier here as you can make the same community name on a different instance.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Some mods are gatekeeping any new posts by being pedantic about rules. it's almost impossible to post.

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[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 54 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the guy who got perma banned from r/blender for commenting "Blendegh"

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I got banned for racism for making fun of a nonexistent race. My comment was mocking racism.

[–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 37 points 5 days ago (9 children)

I got banned for advocating violence against billionaires. I still do.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

All I can say is Muigi Langione.

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[–] Doom@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

Years ago - back when reddit was supposedly "good" in the days before Trump I got banned from AITAH for swearing because curse words are "violence." Reddit has always been ridiculous trash.

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[–] NotAnOtter@lemmus.org 19 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I got banned for one of those "How to kill orphan after parent is dead" jokes in a programming sub.

Which... the whole joke is that without context it looks awful. But also. Did the bot think I was sincerely asking...? I killed the parents but I needed Reddit's help on the next steps.

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[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 11 points 4 days ago

I got banned from world news for saying "Jews are an ethnoreligious group"

[–] BooBees@fedinsfw.app 95 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The slowest car crash I’ve ever seen

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 51 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] bertlewirth@lemy.lol 30 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I’m not proud to admit I watched this for an inordinate amount of time waiting for the climax.

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[–] charokol@lemmy.zip 75 points 5 days ago

u/DanSchneidersFeet is being unfairly persecuted

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

hey - at least homie got banned from one subreddit not nuked off the platform

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 22 points 5 days ago

They literally just banned Chinese Hulk from the Hulk sub.

[–] iuseasahibtw@ani.social 52 points 5 days ago (37 children)

Lemmy mods do the same thing....

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 37 points 5 days ago (1 children)

ml is notorious for censorship.

[–] GrindingGears@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 days ago

And the great thing about this whole thing, is you quickly find a new host and you carry on. Unlike Reddit, where you are instantly fucked if you run into a constantly offended power mod

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[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

I just tell people to commit sucide every other post. Still not banned.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

hulk hulk go away

make it so i am not gay

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Too late, you already thought about Hulk.

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 44 points 5 days ago (2 children)

This is so fucked up this could be a kid :(

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[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 38 points 5 days ago
[–] FoxAlive@lemmy.zip 23 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Man if I was a reddit mod I would be fucking up so much shit. I would be such a bad mod intentionally and just start blaming it on reddits automod and just trying to piss off as much people as possible. I'd want it to end up on subreddit drama and people to make a 5k comment thread arguing about how shit reddit is before mods lock it down.

Its not even like they destroy the subreddit they just give it to the first person that asks. And sure you're a dick and people dislike that, but that's your role in the moment. I forgot the subreddit but you can go there and admins just hand out access to 2-3 people at a time. They check in on progress for a week or two and then are out. 90% of the time the other people don't do Jack shit and will be to ashamed to show up again after not doing anything so its basicially your subreddit. I think I was a mod in 4 sub's all less than 350k and never did anything and regret it now that I'm banned.

So if you guys wanted you could slowly infiltrate a bunch of low level sub's and just fuck with reddit for the hell of it.

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[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Most likely a spam bot attempting to build karma.

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[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hulk not good english have. Hulk white tho. Green 2. But white.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Bruce Banner is white, but he is not Hulk. Hulk is an independent entity from the other side of The Green Door that leads to the gamma reality and Bruce Banner became his conduit when blasted with grammar radiation. Hulk existed long before Banner. Hulk is green.

Source: Am nerd, and also a huge Donny Cates fan. His Venom run is top drawer, I tell you. TOP. DRAWER. Seriously, though, it’s so good and did the characters of both Eddie and Venom so much so long overdue justice.

Edit: There are also multiple different Hulks (technically the same psyche, but different manifestations) that can manifest through Bruce, so while Savage (classic/true) Hulk is green, Hulk, as an entity, can also be Grey, or a slightly different green with better hair and verbal skills, or a fuck-you-scary-demon-dad-thing, among others.

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