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[–] treesapx@lemmy.world 55 points 4 days ago

This is the most blatant proof for me that reddit is completely subsumed by bots and corporate interests. It used to be routinely overrun by random stuff like this.

Large groups of people on the internet get weird for no reason. It's a marker of health for a community, like monitoring salamander populations in a stream.

[–] arotrios@kbin.earth 81 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] SGG@lemmy.world 37 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What if I mix the powered milk with the liquid from a can of beans?

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 55 points 4 days ago (7 children)

Between this, the beans, the beef stroganoff, the beans, and the beans again, I'm beginning to think lemmy just likes food

[–] Tehhund@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago

People liking food? Lemmy is full of weirdos.

[–] lenocolomo@lemmy.ml 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Especially soapy t'ts! Yummy.

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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I saw someone get upset about beef jerky.

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[–] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

No shitting for 3 days was an OG too...

[–] bobbyfiend@retrolemmy.com 6 points 4 days ago

And breasts, apparently.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There were some lesser ones as well. Jeans was one. And Xavier: Renegade Angel. Probably others that I missed or am forgetting.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Theres been a few non food ones yeah, like I think the moth memes circulated once here, and the three days no pooping thing. And increasingly absurd trolley problems last election season that occasionally still reemerge. But food seems to be a recurring meme topic

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[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I couldn't survive 3 days without it...

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

The Poo must flow!

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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This is the first time it happened where I think I saw the original post before it became a thing, and then I stepped away for a while and when I came back I see... this...

I didn't even know it had become a thing so I had to back out to my all feed, and lo and behold, it became a thing.

[–] CareHare@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Dare I ask what the original post was?

Or, you know... SAUCE?!

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 15 points 4 days ago

Coming your way!

4209

[–] Domitian@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Cant find the post, but it was about a dude who added powdered milk to his milk so he could have more concentrated milk

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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 days ago

Milk sauce!

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I thought we were doing soapy tiddies

[–] Tehhund@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

We can do 2 things at once. For example, 2 soapy tiddies.

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Or 1 milky tiddie! Maybe even, and may god forgive me if even thinking the thought...

One milky and one soapy tiddie?????

[–] OnyxRex@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 days ago

The answer is obvious.

Goat Milk Soap.

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Exactly some of the best things in life have pairs.

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I thought we were doing 4?

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Why not titties covered in powdered milk? 🤷‍♂️

[–] Xyre@lemmus.org 8 points 4 days ago

More milk per milk!

[–] db2@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You mix it with dehydrated water.

[–] digdig@piefed.social 6 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Been mixing for 10 mins now, any tips? 😉

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[–] SirW00talot@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

Ohhh we just doing milk with extra milk I get it now

[–] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] nastronot@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 days ago

he’s on to something

[–] LeftReddit2@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

*powered milk

[–] fractal618@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Keep it secret, keep it unrefridgerated

[–] digdig@piefed.social 5 points 4 days ago

In a cupboard above the coffee secret?

[–] tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You wanna be part of the in-group? You gotta wear the silly hat and do the dance! Why? Because we all do it ofcourse! Shows youre part of the in-group! :D

Human sociality is fun an arbitrary and yet with filled with meaning and purpose

To the milk powder, and the beans, and all the other dumb little in jokes!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)
[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I am the Queen of France
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[–] igmelonh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

This is the first I'm hearing about it, so now I'm doubly confused lol.

[–] Tehhund@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Lol welcome to Thunderdome, we have powdered milk.

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[–] dawcas@scribe.disroot.org 8 points 4 days ago

I love powdered coconut milk. I don't even know how they make a coco nut.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

At least all you missed was powdered milk.

I slept straight through soapy tiddies

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[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 3 points 4 days ago

Me too, fellow lemming...

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