this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2026
158 points (97.0% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

42778 readers
3508 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
top 14 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] kaykay@piefed.social 73 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

What's most funny to me about this clip is that even after bonking her head into a window an entirety of THREE times in a row she still proceeds on her fourth attempt to walk head first without extending an arm or something in front of her head.

It makes me think she is just always bonking her head into things as the standard sensory input and have learned absolutely nothing from it so far and possibly also never will.
As if this is just the regular way she figures out where there's a window or door she can crawl through during her travels, probably even every time when entering her own home.

Are we sure she is actually human and not a moth?

[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 2 weeks ago

a moth

or maybe a vacuum robot?

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 13 points 2 weeks ago

I think after the first one, the embarrassment kicked in so hard that she just wanted to get away. The second bonk just amplified that feeling and at some point she was just out of fucks to give. Like deep down it has to be some defense mechanism that if she extends her arms now, that would mean she did it wront the first few times.

[–] CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

I think the first hit caused her a serious shock that she didn’t properly recover from before trying to flee her embarrassment, possibly also a broken nose or other injury.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I've seen drunk people bonk their heads in glass doors before.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 46 points 2 weeks ago
[–] 2fm@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

I really do have to wonder if she banged into a 4th glass wall.

[–] Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I would just go the fuck home.

[–] Denalduh@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

She tried, tried, tried, and tried again.

[–] Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Luccus@feddit.org 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn. If the glass was properly marked, I'd ask if she worked as a manager.

Definitely giving off c-suite vibes.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

Good thing she didn't hit anything important

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

THERE IS NO ESCAPE!