I know they're not fucking toys. They're lovely animals too.

Although she initially launched her political career as a Republican and lost two Hennepin County Board races in 2024, the local 3rd Congressional District GOP committee withdrew its endorsement following her 2024 arrest, stating she 'does not reflect our values'.

The GOP kicked her out for bad behavior. She's too much for the addicts and pedophile warmongers.

I’ve seen this too, these people are terrifying. Here’s the link to the full body cam. Get ready for a whole helping of crazy eyes

https://youtu.be/gRyjqsHNQOU

a karen in its feral state.

This is so much worse than "neighbor".

Also, how fun:

Simonetti "intercepted" groceries ordered by the individual and refused to return them until officers told her to do so

They're also incredibly delicate animals :(

some places never really had that veneer that slavery ended.

For a politician it's probably the first contact with real work.

She's even worse than that, she's a professional parasite. She runs a "home buying firm," which means she routinely fucks people out of an average of $50,000 per transaction. To accomplish this, she uses media (TV, billboards, print, social) to convince homeowners of a lie (they will make the same if not more money using homebuyer services than using the conventional real estate process) by telling them a truth (the transaction will be fast and they will have money in their hands in just a few days).

It's an amazing feat of leveraging human desire to absolutely fuck the dogshit out of them: they willingly believe the lie because they want the money in their hands quickly and in so doing, they get fucked out of five figures.

This is a 100% lie and literally anyone here with a single minute to spare could fact check and learn they aren't very intelligent at all. Nowhere remotely close to a dog or cat, and aren't even known to be the smartest types of spiders. It's kind of sad that 28 people straight just blindly up voted this comment without a single one of them knowing it wasn't true and didn't bother to check.

They're super cool, but they're still dumb.

I love tarantulas. My first-ever job was at a pet store and I used to let a large rose-hair chill with me at the register, crawling on my shoulder or head or whatever. Watching people coming in to buy dog food and shakily throwing their money in my direction was a bonus.

For this reason I still get uneasy feelings whenever I watch Home Alone and Kevin grabs the tarantula. There's a scene after it's on Joe Pesci where you can tell it got injured during the shoot because it's limping.

Like, “sit”, “stay”, and “fetch me a cigarette”?! I want video of this

Tarantula are wildly intelligent. Like, smart dog intelligent.

Yeah I'm gonna go ahead and call bullshit on that bullshit. There is zero chance of that being true.