Had one guy asking if AI is conscious. I said the whole thing is actually one very big excel sheet, so does he think that excel can be conscious? Anyway, I think the guy is now in a relationship with office.

Max(input*weights, 0) is an if in a sense, I guess.

Yes, it is inherently incorrect, I just think that increases the fun factor. It reminds me of that guy who wrote a prime-checker for his thesis and it was just a massive list of if-statement

Matrix multiplication, activation functions and softmax. Also some matrix addition sometimes. That's literally it

The brain isn't meat, it's fat, and is known to turn to soap under the right conditions. Which coincidentally also explains the soapy tiddy memes.

Singing meat!?

"Mirror mirror on the wall please fix my awful code, make no mistakes"

That's a common misconception. It is a complex multi-layer sequence of heavily biased Magic 8-balls.

I wouldn't be surprised if some stuff (as in architecture) was solved by querying a different model to solve a problem

I would be heavily more inclined to use LLMs (and also probably use it in a more correct manner) if it came in the physical form of a magic 8-ball that I would violently shake to get the answer.

-Agent

You're forgetting the activation function to break linearity, otherwise you can only model linear trends. Many activation functions have "if" hidden in them (e.g. ReLU with the "max").

Yes it's not even for loop and if. Just multiplication and addition.

Oh, just wait till you hit that sweet sweet python "Everything can have an else block"

if some_shit:
    try: 
        for stuff in thing:
             if stuff is bad:
                  raise ShitHitTheFanError
             # Massive block comment
             do = the_thing()
             if do is good:
                  break
        else:
            do = the_other_thing()
            if not a_thing:
                help_me() # May raise NoHelpFoundError
    except ShitHitTheFanError:
         my_life = recover()
         if my_life is bad:
             for fuck in my_life:
                  try:
                      fix(fuck)
                  except NoHelpFoundError:
                      break
             else:
                  fuck_this_shit()
    else:
         wat_is_going_on()
else:
    theres_another_one("?")

Conway's Game of Life is Turing Complete and that fact has been fucking with my mind for like 25 years.

I mean, without if statements and loops theres no logic? It would only be flat code, so i mean... Yeah?

If this is true then everything is fine.

Edit: Damn, I'm part of the problem, right?